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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

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Ssme92 · 05/11/2023 00:26

I really thought Peggy would go nuts over being bought lingerie. I really don't like her.

Lwrenagain · 05/11/2023 08:45

TheFireflies · 04/11/2023 14:22

Georges, ah Georges, I'm never getting over him having a kick off in French at a table of people who don't talk French.
It just seemed utterly pointless and I can't forgive it. I'm sure I'm not alone in finding his squatting video not remotely sexual.
It's hardly Arthur with his tennis racket, is it?

He was singling out Porscha who does speak French, he’s said that was intentional to isolate her.

And yeah the squatting was silly rather than sexy, as intended.

However it’s still him calling breasts “mummy milkers” in his intro in the very first episode that wrote him off for me. Both me and my husband audibly recoiled. There’s no coming back from that.

Urgh, just being reminded he said that has made my vagina close up so tightly I might need the cast to let me know what surgeons they're using if I ever fancy a shag again.

I didn't realise porscha was French speaking. It's still a shitty thing to do imo.

I honestly can't really, besides maybe Arthur, take to any of them.
I did like Jay and Bianca but that's it.
I think the show coasted on the back of Jay's personality a bit for the likable factor this year. The others, nah.

Toptutort · 05/11/2023 08:54

I think that the reason that Georges spoke in French was because it was too vulgar and offensive to say in English. Some of the language was "low."
It started off with something like " a load of sh*te."

SummerSazz · 05/11/2023 08:54

Just on Erica calling Jordan 'the boy' my Scottish friend calls grown men 'the boy' all the time so think it's just a turn of phrase rather than belittling.

I want old MAFS back 😥

sep135 · 05/11/2023 08:58

I found Georges' French outburst quite sexy. I think I need to take a long hard look in the mirror.

Twonewcats · 05/11/2023 09:52

SummerSazz · 05/11/2023 08:54

Just on Erica calling Jordan 'the boy' my Scottish friend calls grown men 'the boy' all the time so think it's just a turn of phrase rather than belittling.

I want old MAFS back 😥

Same - it's just a turn of phrase.

Same.

Arcadia · 05/11/2023 10:05

I don't get the Hannibal Lector references?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/11/2023 11:04

Arcadia

I got bored and decided to watch Silence of The Lambs and Red Dragon.

Apologies for any confusion.

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MzHz · 05/11/2023 13:32

beastlyslumber · 02/11/2023 21:39

Laura's friends are going all out to break them up.

We’ve just finished our weekend binge and caught up.

omfg, Laura’s friends are the WORST.

noted that neither of them have wedding rings or big rocks on so aren’t even qualified to speak on Laura’s latest marriage- wonder if she get broke the first one up too?

what utter witches!

good for Arthur that he told them he couldn’t give a shit what they think

and they’re in a hotel… she doesn’t live in Chelsea, she’s fake, her friends are fake, fake lips, botoxed to fuck and perma-single

run Arthur RUN! 😂🤣

MzHz · 05/11/2023 13:34

Rox is utterly cringe.

I do think Jordan and Erika might be ok tho, at least she has his mum onside

Italiangreyhound · 05/11/2023 13:55

sep135

"I found Georges' French outburst quite sexy. I think I need to take a long hard look in the mirror."

No, you need to watch Peep Show and you will see how familiar Georges is to David Mitchell! But I do also find him oddly cute!

MzHz · 05/11/2023 14:02

As someone who’s fluent in another language I totally got why George had a go at Porsha in French. It does exclude the rest of the room, but I see that as a de-escalation in that it’s just him to her rather than a massive pile-on

she was AWFUL tho.

JudyGemstone · 05/11/2023 15:26

I also said to my partner I think Georges is playing a long game, with eyes on all the tang he’s gonna get after the show finishes. Which is likely to be a lot!

dapsnotplimsolls · 05/11/2023 16:20

I agree in some ways - I feel sorry for Georges but he knows that by staying in longer, he'll get more views on his channels and get more laydeez.

Paul2023 · 05/11/2023 18:24

I agree about Georges. I think his strategy is to stay in as long as he can for his own benefit.
Once it’s over I reckon he should give Peggy some home truths and tell her what a manipulative, fake person she is.

Id like to think he’s pretending to be into her..

WhisperGold · 05/11/2023 18:37

George to give Peggy an Alyssa style, much deserved red card at final vows. Si vous plait.

Sumthingsweet · 05/11/2023 18:43

Yes Aurevoir and Bon voyage Peg … she’s had it coming since she’s been bleating on telling him about himself all week , now he should tell her about herself .

how can she just drop him for one thing when all the other things about him are good ? Some says to me once don’t look at the bad look at the good too

Sumthingsweet · 05/11/2023 18:45

I like the Boiiiiiiii .. lol I just said it out loud and my ten year old looked at me and said who are you talking to ?

Augustus40 · 05/11/2023 19:39

Yes I feel George is acting to enhance his gaming reputation once he leaves the show.

Sumthingsweet · 05/11/2023 19:41

Agree

Bluetrews25 · 05/11/2023 19:54

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/11/2023 11:04

Arcadia

I got bored and decided to watch Silence of The Lambs and Red Dragon.

Apologies for any confusion.

And the murderer in Lambs was making himself a girl suit out of real girls, wasn't he?
Remind you of anyone?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/11/2023 20:07

Ahem 🤐 😏

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Sumthingsweet · 05/11/2023 20:08

Lol @Sheldon did you have chicken liver pate and a nice Ciante while you watched it ?

what about when someone chucks Jiz on Clarice and says they can smell her Fanny ??? Lol

Sumthingsweet · 05/11/2023 20:10

Lol hey can trans people climax and how ? So intrigued no jiz no Willy artificial Fanny

sorry

Sumthingsweet · 05/11/2023 20:15

Apparently they cannot googled it … what’s the point then how rubbish

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