MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

I agree. He looks like a wolf in men’s clothing.

I kind of feel sad for Ella. That over the top performance must surely be a cover for insecurity. And being a carer really isn’t
easy. I hope Ella will find love at some point.

She looks like a shark to me

In terms of being natural, Ros has that going for her and she's definitely not unattractive but her eyes are a bit too far apart. Reader, I ain't no beauty, if you saw my face I would give you permission to tear it to shreds, not physically though. Please. It might not be the best face but it's the only one I've got. In short, I don't really want to be that woman who slags off other women's looks but I know I'm not an oil painting and because of that I don't go and play with sex toys on the TV. Ros is ordinary pretty which is a rarity in the filler farm of reality TV.

I'm both so over this show and know I will miss it when it ends next week. Although, really what I'll miss is bitching like the bitchiest bitch In Bitchington-by-bitch with you lovely lot.

Sadly I don’t need any reminders of how hard it is being a carer. Trying to manage that and full time shift work means that I’ve done without a relationship for about as long as Ella has been thinking about doing the deed. You don’t always get what you want.

Still won’t go to the co-op wearing four bits of string and a gusset though.

Oh! I saw the Lidl Christmas advert. It is now my current favourite this year. That little trash panda is adorable and I would open my door, tell my two cats, Francis and Django, to mind their manners and let him come have a lovely cuddle with me for Christmas day. I love him. I need him wrapped up under my Christmas tree.

And shit the bed, I might not be here on Wednesday night because if things go well on Monday or Tuesday, I'll be spending the night in hospital after a minor op on the road to being ready for a bigger one in a few weeks. I will be watching though - free WiFi in the hospital! - and I'll fill the thread up with lots of "Wot I finks!" during the day on Thursday. Our last night together. There may be tears!

I love Christmas adverts. I’m such a sap. 😊

Still won’t go to the co-op wearing four bits of string and a gusset though.
Well that's where you're going wrong Sheldon

Hope all goes well @MouseMinge

I haven't been watching Big Brother but on the six o'clock news tonight they had Hallie, the trans person who has been evicted. Hallie is only 18 and hasn't fully transitioned yet (but sounds like she intends to), but is sooo different to Ella. There's no ridiculous body with watermelon boobs, no over inflated lips, and the voice is more natural, not deep like Ella's.

Heres the two for comparison. Ella could learn a lot from Hallie.

Yes I like Hallie but wish she would rethink the planned surgery

I know it isn’t your name but I always think of you as mingeofmouse - I hope all goes well flower.

All hail free wi-fi 🌻

Oh dear Mouse Fud (I can't help it, I blame Sheldon!) fear not, this isn't the last week, there are two weeks (8 shows) to go if my maths (math if you are from the US of A) is right. But more importantly we'll all be here either way to keep you sane in your hospital bed...we won't judge you for your attire of paper pants and a gown that doesn't even cover your modesty, let alone your dignity (crackin' tune by Deacon Blue of course).

Neolithic simians?

Anyone who is having sex with a now-extinct species is definitely suffering from mental health problems. I don't think the Mail thought this headline through shocker.

I like mingeofmouse. I can't remember where the name came from. It was over a period of a few days when some of us kept changing our names to equate to something we were all talking about/something on telly/in the news. Mouse minge was very much to do with the minge of a mouse, but no idea why or what it was about. I couldnt' be arsed to change it again, so minge of mouse I remain. Not very pretty but I do like it.

Is Ella her nans career though ? She left her man to go on a reality tv show to get more instagram likes.
Popping over to see a grandparent and making a cup of tea doesn’t make someone a carer

At the hen do thingy it was hard to tell Peggy and Ella apart. They looks very similar. Such a strange look imho.

I don’t like any of the women, who are left in. The men are way nicer, apart from Ella, JJ is just strange and a bit thick.

From thinking that Georges was a knob, I now actually like him. Does anyone else think he looks like Ralph Little?

I definitely fancy Arthur. Good on him for sticking up for himself with the vile “friends”. Laura is very shallow but tries to come across as intelligent and thinks she’s superior to everyone else, including poor Arthur.

I agree that Roz is pretty. I hate the plastic looks that many of the women sport but bloody hell, she’s weird!

Tasha is also pretty but she definitely has serous issues. Poor Paul, he’s a lovely guy.

How could Ella make it work with JJ anyway, if Ella works for her Nan and JJ is an Essex boy through and through? He's not going to go and live in Weston-super-Mare with her Nan!

Hallie looks and sounds more feminine for sure. I do worry that 'she' is planning on getting surgery so young but she definitely comes across as a genuine trans case whereas Ella comes across as someone with serious mental health issues andjust a gay man with plastic surgery essentially to me anyway.

I absolutely love Ros! She has brought out such a playful side of Thomas, he was so rigid in the beginning. Love them. I don't see her experimenting with sex toys as weird tbh! I do think she is a victim of editing. At the dinner party, she was laughing and making faces and nobody around was reacting. Surely if someone was randomly sitting there laughing and oohhing at nothing you'd question what they were at!

I'm fairly meh about everyone else. Done with Laura and Arthur now. I really think Erika and Jordan were actors planted to stir shit up. Still hate Tasha, Paul deserves better. Ella & JJ, nah not bothered, still bitter over them being allowed continue in the show, and Peggy is the most narcissistic in the entire show but somehow has wrapped everyone around her little finger, she is an absolute bore and everything is "me, me, me"

tbh if someone at a dinner party was oohing and ahhing and I heard buzzing, I wouldn't react at all, as it's so fecking attention-seeking that I wouldn't give them the oxygen.
I don't think anyone has said experimenting with sex toys is weird - anyone who has commented has said it seems to be all she talks about, and is coming across as completely one-dimensional as a result.
She wasn't interested, then had sex to see how she felt. It was clearly normal sex, and she therefore felt let down and it didn't spark any feelings. When presented with sex toys, she gave it another go, and suddenly her feelings changed towards him.
The second they get to "real life" and seeing his home, she mentions sex AGAIN, then seems to go completely off Thomas when they start talking about the future.

Yes I think when Thomas’s mother mentioned grandchildren, that was a killer for Roz. She may be a victim of editing but she’s still talked a lot about sex. It’s not classy although not quite as bad as Ella.

Did I miss a bit? Didn’t see Thomas’ mum. Will have to rewatch.