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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

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Lwrenagain · 03/11/2023 10:00

Maraudingmarauders · 03/11/2023 09:14

@Lwrenagain Georges spoke in French to Porscha who was the one he was arguing with - she also spoke French. I think he did it so Terence and the others couldn't wade in.

That makes more sense 😁
Do you think he may have some kind of Peggy Stockholm syndrome? I think she's so rude to him.
I'm no fan of his, but I think she's crushing his spirit.

I wonder if she realises to an extent your partner seeing a different side of you isn't being fake as such, it's just showing vulnerability to an extent? Unless I've read it wrong?

Maraudingmarauders · 03/11/2023 10:15

@Lwrenagain I think the Peggy/Georges narrative is really dangerous and I'm horrified the 'experts' encouraged it. Talking about making him a 'better person' and telling him his hobbies aren't suitable etc. I also think she's turned intimacy into a manipulation tool - do and say what I want and I might have sex with you.

sep135 · 03/11/2023 10:49

Do you think he may have some kind of Peggy Stockholm syndrome? I think she's so rude to him.* I'm no fan of his, but I think she's crushing his spirit.*

I feel the same. I suspect he's normally no pushover so I wonder if it's a ploy to stay in as long as possible for the PR?

I've also developed a guilty crush on him which makes me feel a bit, well, unclean.

Catandsquirrel · 03/11/2023 11:22

I think most of the remaining men are very likeable in their own way- Arthur, Georges, thomas, Paul, Jordan- just so badly matched!!

Not sure if Sean and Mark have been covered but what the heck?! Was Sean on something or just backed into a corner and super anxious after all that about how needy and delicate Mark was? Mark came across ok towards the end but very unfair to keep shutting down Sean's concerns, expectation management and feelings to maintain his own peace of mind. Very silly also as it meant he was blindsided at the end.

Good on Arthur for defending himself. His Polish plain speaking was exactly what was called for.

Laura should have listened to what others were saying about her behaviour previously and this would have been much less of a shitshow as she would have been prepared to accept that they might act a bit snotty and to manage the conversation.

I got the impression she is quite low down the pecking order of that group.

Weird situation re Ella and JJ. Her being trans hasn't even been mentioned by the experts or anyone much and it's such a big part of her life. Either she has met a man who genuinely doesn't care, which is huge, maybe he has had previous attraction/ experience with trans women. Or he likes her a lot and is willing to give it a go despite never being interested in trans women before which would merit different advice and more caution in my view. I think it's quite irresponsible to just ignore it. If he's been out with trans women before and it's no big deal to him, why not just say?

She's not learnt a thing about pushing for sexual validation though and I don't think she will for years. Not while she gets the attention on Tinder.

Matt refusing to acknowledge what Adrienne is saying. Either totally different wavelengths or it's all about him. He's happy enough to have found a pretty wife so that's that.

MelsMoneyTree · 03/11/2023 11:36

I'm not sure if this is a spoiler ... I don't think it is but if it is then please report the post ...

Matt said on social media that his DF was rushed into hospital when they were filming the stuff we've just been watching. And that's why he was subdued. Which tbh makes Adrienne seem a tad unkind with her demands that he be more entertaining.

JaneJeffer · 03/11/2023 11:47

do we all fancy him Arthur then or just me?
Nope I don't like the look in his eyes

JaneJeffer · 03/11/2023 11:50

Villagetoraiseachild · 03/11/2023 08:42

Even with his lovely manners and promising wine rack, will JJ make it into Ella's much discussed secret garden?

Even with his posh house in Surrey and encouraging foray into demi intimacy, will Georges be granted permission to enter Peggy's Holiest of Holeys?

Taking bets now......

😭

JaneJeffer · 03/11/2023 11:51

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TheBeef · 03/11/2023 11:52

I agree with previous poster. If JJ and Ella truly had chemistry, they would have been intimate by now.

I know there has been precedent set. I do not think couples should set themselves up. Bianca had a very lucky escape.

Arthur did nothing wrong.

JaneJeffer · 03/11/2023 11:53

I think Tasha would fit right in with Laura's mean girl gang but she's going to need a wig and lipstick the colour of shite

Nogaxeh · 03/11/2023 11:55

I don't know whether it's because I finished a knitting project and haven't started a new one, so I've got nothing to knit while watching, but I found it really hard to pay attention to the latest episode.

If they create such bad matches that they aren't able to show us the couples enjoying spending time together, then there's nothing there to care about when there's a bit of "drama" as a result of a disagreement.

The drama will be the most exciting bit of the show when it's unusual and feels consequential, but you don't make the show better by simply increasing the drama ratio. Because if there's nothing else there then the drama is just vacuous nonsense.

I'm kinda worried that the only couple left together will be Jay with a violent husband who feels entitled to cheat. Married At First Sight - the show that makes tinder look like a good option for finding love.

Lwrenagain · 03/11/2023 13:21

I'm glad it's not just me who finds Peggy problematic. She doesn't seem to have a huge amount of her own interests besides socialising and her appearance and I whilst that's all well and good, she shouldn't be indulged that everyone else is the same.
If she was married to a musician or avid reader or even a charity worker who spent time volunteering at foodbanks, whatever it is that person does in their free time is not her business to shit on.
I don't understand why some of these couples don't have the capacity to realise a marriage isn't being attached at the hip and separate interests are actually healthy.
I think if Peggy's special hobby was beatboxing of calligraphy, Georges would ask to try doing it with her, Peggy hasn't been shown to once say, "let's play some Mario together" etc, she's just much her way or nah. And she isn't holding out for sex because she is scared of being hurt, she's even said things like, "give it all away", it is definitely coming across like she's weaponised sex.
And discussing rimming around her mam? Dafuq does that?
Her sister also should hang out with Laura's friends.

I really liked Jay and I hope she'll be safe with Luke because I didn't like what I saw with him, at all.

And breathe 😂

itsmyp4rty · 03/11/2023 13:39

Jordan's thinking is very logical and black and white IMO, he really struggles to put himself in Erica's shoes and that mixed with being anxious and having OCD makes me wonder if he's ND. I do mostly agree with him though, it's not his fault that all the girls were raving about the wife swap (mostly because they're not keen on their own husbands) and Erica then decided she'd missed out hugely.

It was brilliant when Laura's 'friends' gave Arthur a grilling and then said 'don't you care about what we think???' - and he's just like 'nope'.

Peggy needs melting down and being made into something more useful I think. Maybe a new joystick for Georges - who I hated at first but now think is actually probably pretty decent when he's not playing up for a camera.

I'm so bored of Ros and her sex toys. Is that all she ever thinks about, talks about or does? It's so tedious.

I really can't imagine JJ has ever waited longer than 5 minutes if sex was available with someone he fancied. Lets face it he's a completely shallow person who'd be happy with a blow up doll as long as it had huge tits and lips.

CatamaranViper · 03/11/2023 13:40

Peggy wants an accessory. She wants someone she can parade about when she wants then put away. Someone who has no desires (other than pleasing her) and no interests (other than what she tells him). He can't have different opinions, do anything controversial, piss anyone off ever, be too confident or too quiet. Basically she'd be better off with one of those 'grow your own boyfriend' toys from Poundland

CatamaranViper · 03/11/2023 13:42

I like experiment Laura and I love Arthur. They look great together, seem so comfortable, actually appear to enjoy each other etc. But the real world will destroy that. He just isn't her type, he won't fit in her world. They definitely have thrived in the experiment bubble but when that pops it is dead in the water.

CatamaranViper · 03/11/2023 13:45

I also think that Roz has created this character for herself. She's the wild, sex mad one. Thomas (appears) calm but very willing to push himself. I think she's realised that this time she can't use the "oh I'm just too much for him to handle in the bedroom" or "oh I'm just too wild for him" as an excuse and is faced with actually having to be her real real self, who she doesn't know.

I think he's changed so much in the experiment and properly came out of his shell. He'll do fine after it's finished. She'll go right back to her former life.

JaneJeffer · 03/11/2023 14:00

Ros properly freaked me out when she talked about drugging Thomas' mum 😰

HelloItsMeHowAreYou · 03/11/2023 14:13

Is it-is-ok-so-show-my-bum-in-jeans-Peggy so thick that she doesn't see the correlation between Georges'ssss nice flat and his money that comes from squatting with his bum out?

Plus I would love to see Jordan's natural hair, looking at his mum he obviously has curly hair too. If it was cut properly and he styled I bet it would be gorgeous. Or at least better

JaneJeffer · 03/11/2023 14:29

I think Jordan has OCD issues with his hair too because at some stage Erica said she arranged it (his curtains) because she knew the way he liked his hair to be and it had moved.

Maraudingmarauders · 03/11/2023 14:48

Do we know what Georges does for work other than gaming and squatting?

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 03/11/2023 14:49

@Maraudingmarauders he works in sports rehabilitation apparently

OhComeOnFFS · 03/11/2023 14:50

I think with Ros she's not as pretty as the others, she's quite spoilt and wants things her way, and she's using the sex toy thing to attract attention in a group of attention seekers. I think she's going to bitterly regret it when she's back in the outside world. It's just about the least classy thing she could do, really.

Nogaxeh · 03/11/2023 15:21

I think it's possible that Ros is genuinely a victim of the edit. She might be mentioning the sex toys only twice a week on camera, but then every time she says it then it makes the cut, and so to us it looks like she's incapable of talking about anything else.

43ontherocksporfavor · 03/11/2023 16:21

I dispute that Roz is not as pretty as the other girls. She’s quite natural and pretty.

43ontherocksporfavor · 03/11/2023 16:21

Yes Laura has a touch of the Ruth Langfords!

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