MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

Laura's friends wrote Arthur off from day 1 but the savvy response would have been to just be really nice to them. He's just giving them ammunition. Laura will so dump him when it's over. Hes just not her type. They have nothing in common. And I think hed be happier with someone more like he is ( quiet, not very complicated, not that driven) rather than someone who thinks hes a bit beneath her.

catching up

Arthur sees the friends picking on him as being the same as the other participants ganging up on him and Laura. Hence he responded in the same, justifiably prickly, way. But unlike at the dinner parties and the retreat, Laura failed to back him up.

From the mouths of babes!! Hahaha! Looking forward to it.

Others have mentioned that it’s strange that Ella and JJ’s crazy chemistry has not found it’s way into the bedroom.

Indeed. It was all about the spark and connection that led them to "cheat" and now seems to have mysteriously vanished. But because of all of the drama back then they need to continue with the charade.

Can you introduce someone to your bedroom!

Did anyone spot there was a lady's handbag on the hall table in JJ's house? Is it even his house?!

Laura reminds me looks wise of Karen Brady from the Apprentice.

I thought he was living with his mum and dad.

Oh really?!😄

I think most of them live with their parents. I suppose they will buy themselves a home when they have made their fortune from being on the telly.

I will say that JJ has lovely manners.

Will any of them stay together? Doubt it.

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So I've just caught up on this series and I hope you don't mind me joining the thread?

Here is what I've taken so far.

JJ and Ella - Ella will ruin this by showing more unwanted sexual advances than a Broadmoor resident who previously owned a white van.

Paul and Tasha - He's not making excuses for her volatile outbursts now they're directed at him, is he? She doesn't need a husband, she needs EMDR.
As will he if he doesn't GET AWAY NOW, RUN PAUL FFS RUN!!!

Arthur and Laura - do we all fancy him Arthur then or just me? Laura has lovely hair but I'd rather spend time with the local crack dealers XL bullys after Ramsay Bolton has minded them for a month than chat to her friends. Just such venomous & condescending behaviour towards Arthur. No consideration that English isn't his first language which shows a total lack of empathy imo.

Erica and Jordan - yawn.

Ros and Thomas - Ros grew up reading sex tips from magazines such as vogue and company and is more qualified now that Charlene on intimacy.
Thomas has potential to be an unlikely sex icon for posh women everywhere.

Peggy and Georges - Neggy Peggy behaves like she's grown up in the 1920s but without access to the fabulous clothes and cocaine.
Georges, ah Georges, I'm never getting over him having a kick off in French at a table of people who don't talk French.
It just seemed utterly pointless and I can't forgive it. I'm sure I'm not alone in finding his squatting video not remotely sexual.
It's hardly Arthur with his tennis racket, is it?

Adrienne and her fella - LTB, leave the bore.

Have I missed anyone?

but I'd rather spend time with the local crack dealers XL bullys after Ramsay Bolton has minded them for a month than chat to her friends.
😂😂😂

You know George's squatting video isn't meant to be sexual?! 🤣🤣

Matt is a normal decent guy, who would likely come out of his shell after the experiment. Adrienne is just too silly to see that.

@Lwrenagain I agree that Arthur is pretty hot and I could do a lot worse than spend an afternoon watching him play tennis.

@Hungrycaterpillarsmummy then why did he do it in a gimp suit with a sparkly buttplug in then? 🙄

(I know he never - but someone might want to tell Peggy that after all the drama!)

Even with his lovely manners and promising wine rack, will JJ make it into Ella's much discussed secret garden?

Even with his posh house in Surrey and encouraging foray into demi intimacy, will Georges be granted permission to enter Peggy's Holiest of Holeys?

Taking bets now......

Laura just looks like Ruth Langsford to me

It was a Goyard bag that has become rather popular with the boys who need a man bag. There are photos of him wearing it on his sm.
Has put me right off the brand tbh! 😂

@Lwrenagain Georges spoke in French to Porscha who was the one he was arguing with - she also spoke French. I think he did it so Terence and the others couldn't wade in.

Oh! 😁 Didn't look much of a "man" bag. I guess he is a good match for Ella than.

God, she does doesn't she.