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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

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TheBeef · 03/11/2023 16:23

100%. This happened last year on MAFS Australia

RunningAwayToJoinTheCircus · 03/11/2023 16:26

Ros is Sid from Ice Age and her buzzy egg is her precious prize acorn.

TheBeef · 03/11/2023 16:29

I was expecting Georges' video to be way worse. Peggy storming out in bumster, jean shorts with suspenders attached to wide jeans was a bit much.

Noone could fit in with her family, there is no room for a grown adult. When Peggy says family is everything, she only means her own.

Catandsquirrel · 03/11/2023 16:33

Nogaxeh · 03/11/2023 15:21

I think it's possible that Ros is genuinely a victim of the edit. She might be mentioning the sex toys only twice a week on camera, but then every time she says it then it makes the cut, and so to us it looks like she's incapable of talking about anything else.

Possibly. I mean, nobody edited in her wearing a vibrating egg to the dinner party! The editing thing happened to someone on MAFSA called Lauren I think a few years ago. She got put with a shy virginal guy and later said she was pushed to come across as sex mad when she had actually just experimented a bit whilst single.

I think ros is one of the prettiest there.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/11/2023 17:26

I too prefer the more natural looks of Roz and Tasha. Far more attractive than the brats doll alumnus.

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Thegoodbadandugly · 03/11/2023 17:32

FriendofDororthy I noticed Peggies eyes light up too, she is so shallow it's unbelievable.

Thegoodbadandugly · 03/11/2023 17:34

The beef, Peggy is a huge huge hypocrite, George done a few squats before he met her, but she has her tits out at every opportunity, same with Ella although Peggy is not that bad.

Ramalangadingdong · 03/11/2023 17:40

Do those eggs really make that much noise?

Lwrenagain · 03/11/2023 17:43

I think tasha is beautiful looking but has the nastiest personality, she's the epitome of when your elders warn you beauty is skin deep, because being around her would be awful.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/11/2023 17:43

To be fair, Ella is just out for some form of sexual intimacy. He could live in a tent on the woods if he is willing to get fruity. Prosecco needed but that’s about it.

Peg seems amenable to physical intimacy only if the financial circumstance is in alignment with plutongue in Uranus.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/11/2023 17:46

Ramalangadingdong · 03/11/2023 17:40

Do those eggs really make that much noise?

I suspect not. no one else at the table questioned the smirking and oohing or the buzzing.

I’d have heard it. It would have been irritating me like Appliances do.

It is all prefabricated pish.

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TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2023 18:13

I started a post earlier and munters net refreshed the bloody page...

Erm....Peg...woke up with a face full of slap (which made a change form her face like a slapped arse usual look) but Georgies you need to run...I don't see an issue with his gaming, he makes a bit of cash from it, is no different to someone going to darts/footie/golf/country dancing a few times a week, he does have a day job. I'd just be out with my mates on a Friday night instead, no need to be joined at the hip. Puritan Barbie (don't know who started that but i LOVE IT!) and her Po faced mum look destined to be sharing a bed together in to their old age if they won't accept anyone who isn't 100% ticking boxes.

I am not surprised JJ is now getting icked by Ella's behaviour, it was bound to happen. Just add alcohol and the 'lads lads lads' get on it eh....no wonder he hasn't put his pool cue in the pocket yet. I wish Nana would just tell Ella her niche is niche and it's going to be tough finding a bloke that doesn't just want an object of curiosity.

What else happened. Oh yeah. Erica and Jordan. Let's just put them in the bin now, they are both clearly tired of the play acting and want out. Do not advance to the final vows (unless your pay cheque disappears if you don't).

Not long to go now.
Monday - rest of home stays
Tuesday - final commitment
Weds - final dates
Thurs - final dinner party

43ontherocksporfavor · 03/11/2023 18:17

I wish Nana would just tell Ella her niche is niche.!!!!!
😂

43ontherocksporfavor · 03/11/2023 18:17

Oops bold fail!

TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2023 18:49

I forgot about Arfur and Laura....her friends are grim....but to be honest it's clear Laura is more about keeping up with the poshingtons, she has a lot of aesthetics done, I saw her getting fat dissolver jabs on her jaw line, and obviously she's had other stuff.

Speaking of other stuff, I noticed when Ella was talking to camera you could see lumps either side of the chin - I assumed filler - not great, it's only going to get worse if you keep going down that road. Which leads me to finally working out what I see when the shiny stretch faced lad pops up on the screen....just stick a wig on..

MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again.  It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told.   It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/11/2023 18:52

Beautifully put @TitsInAbsentia 🤣

I wonder if they’ll put them homeward separately tae think again to have the final stay or go ceremony?

Oe will they just put it all in the Fuckit bucket?

Calm down Ella dear. That isn’t you.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/11/2023 18:53

Ah my beloved Riddlers. I’ve wheeled them out often for Towie threads…

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Italiangreyhound · 03/11/2023 19:09

Georges reminds me of Comedian and actor, David Mitchell, a younger version.

Laura looks like young Karen Brady.

I think Laura should stop depending on her friends and see what she wants.

BatshitCrazyWoman · 03/11/2023 20:00

SagaNorensPorche · 03/11/2023 09:35

God, she does doesn't she.

They both have hair extensions, and similar hair styles.

TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2023 20:07

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/11/2023 18:52

Beautifully put @TitsInAbsentia 🤣

I wonder if they’ll put them homeward separately tae think again to have the final stay or go ceremony?

Oe will they just put it all in the Fuckit bucket?

Calm down Ella dear. That isn’t you.

I don't think Erica was quite the flower that Scotland had in mind 😂

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/11/2023 20:12

🤣🤣

Och Ella is more like what I call mine tits

And it ain’t a ‘flower’.

It is scottish though. And decidedly more fitting for that region.

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TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2023 20:29

We haven't had an algo check for a few pages...I particularly like the current offerings...fluffy monsters? Rolling off skin balls? And double dogging....

MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again.  It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told.   It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.
JaneJeffer · 03/11/2023 20:36

When I get a new dog I'm going to call it Fud

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/11/2023 21:02

Too far Jane - too far!!! 🤣🤣

(Am sore laughing!)

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/11/2023 21:04

i wonder if they went fluffy monster because I was chatting about my lulu…

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