MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

That's the funniest- the actual posh people wouldn't be seen dead in any of those places that Laura and her henchmaidens hang out at.

Yes she does candle

@dillite , loving henchmaidens.

Lauras friends were horrible from the start to him. He’s a grown man. Why does he need Laura’s friends approval? He isn’t married to them.
He had the absolute right to defend himself. But they can’t take that he fought back and will now convince Laura what a bad guy he is.

It’s taken me ages to work out who JJ reminds me of.

I know it’s not the best two pictures but there really is a resemblance

OMG! 🤣🤣🤣

I’m watching on catch up.

Those dozy twonks wouldn’t know Chelsea if The Kings Road bit them on the arse. They sound like girls from Croydon who idolise the Made in Chelsea aesthetic.

🤣🤣🤣

Yes to replace the Christmas goose, in UK substituted for any old roadkill. Cost of living crisis.

Arthur has a sort of hidden anxiety about saying the wrong thing but he’s trying to drop that. It may well be to do with working in a second language, and coming from the more direct, less convoluted manners of Polish culture.

Sadly though, he isn’t very nuanced and isn’t quite getting it right. For example, when the dire bffs asked him if he cared what they thought, he could have used that to explain they weren’t the important ones at this point, Laura alone was- there would be time to get to know them and for them to get to know him after the ixperiment. But instead he just said no, leaving the impression that he didn’t care about Laura either. So he doubled down on their shit instead of elevating the partnership from it.

I do feel sorry for him. Laura could have been a bit more supportive. She tried but really looked bullied herself. Why do people care so much about what others think when they’re basing it on such tenuous times.

And that’s just the Cavalry officers…

Oh god, let’s just not go there ! 😆

There is Ascot and there is Ascot. The Chelsea set will be having a champagne fueled 'picnic' in carpark No.1 before heading to the Royal Enclosure in their top hats and £600 fascinators to rub shoulders with various international dignitaries and high net worth aristocrats etc. These MAFS twats will be paying £15 to get into the silver ring while thinking some PrettyLittleThing Love Island inspired partially melted lego brick gloss look is 'classy' before getting utterly shitfaced, having a fight with their vacuous friends and appearing in a Daily Mail 'Chavscot' special face down in a flower bed with her knickers on her head.

sunbird 🤣

The gaffer in Italy wore brightly coloured trousers. Old school proper posh.

I adored him. And I think he liked me. Even though I’m pretty much like the afore mentioned Christine from two doors down.

We always got sat together on functions. Maybe he liked me in a ‘let’s make her a little more socially acceptable’ way.

I think Paul is never at ease around Tasha because she can always kick off without notice. He seems to be walking on eggshells.

Arthur is never at ease around Laura either. I don't know why either of them want to stay on the program.

Did anyone notice the significant thing that JJ said to his gormless friend?

He said that Ella has been very very drunk a few times and he hadn't liked the way she behaved then. I found that really interesting and I think it ties in to the fact he doesn't want to have sex with her.

He is definitely only on the programme to show off his clothes, and hope to promote his business.

It's all a bit tragic now.

Jordan is struggling but constantly adjusting for someone's OCD is exhausting and all he had to do was say he was sorry Erica missed out.

Peggy likes TwoGeorges but cares too much what her family think (fwiw I'd be annoyed if my DH had a full-time job and spent 15 hrs per week on Twitch - when do you see each other or socialise?!). TwoGeorges likes Peggy but doesn't realise it won't work.

Ros is terrified her sex toy (Thomas) might expect a real relationship and DCs - so wants to run. Thomas hadn't spotted that the sex talk meant they avoided any other relationship conversations.

JJ is having to fight off drunken prowling hands and Ella is constantly feeling rejected. And JJ's friend had to pretend he didn't notice Ella was trans and that it wouldn't be a topic of discussion. Who are the producers trying to fool? It's not fair on transpeople who are fed a fallacy that they pass and that everyone wants relationships with them - and then in RL they run into the reality that Ella is facing which is that their 'serious' relationship pool is small.

As for Laura - she's spent weeks arguing she doesn't look down on Arthur and then let her friends treat him like shit. Those women were awful. So bloody rude.

I'm annoyed all the serious dysfunction ruined my nosy round their houses. Or I should say their parents and grandparents' houses. Always a red flag when they still stay at home imo.