Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

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@GrouchyKiwi 🙏 I asked how the pie was and it was pronounced 'amazing' so I'm a Masterchef winner (and he's a man of simple tastes 🤣)

Grrrr hope it's not a week of duffers. Not inspired so far tonight.

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Why isn’t Ola doing voice-overs instead of cheffing?

Dogs 🙌

He's using half a goat. No wonder he was triggered by a parsnip.

I really want a pet goat, they're so funny (and I wouldn't be afraid to eat it if it was a right bastard).

A faggot and a goat........

Just no

Canon of goat, parsnip and faggot.

I mean, it's not singing to me tbh.

Cremeaux and creme Pat seems a bit heavy on the creamy element

Omg that voice

I like a bit of goat.

Good to see interesting food rather than the standard fine dining stuff

I literally spend hours on the internet looking at goats and planning for the day I can keep them as pets. I can't decide between the really cute pygmy ones or the really wild-looking primitive ones.

Hay !!! Drink

Stop saying show you who I am. You are on the telly we can see you 💅

My cousin has a few pygmy ones. They are outrageously cute.

I am so pleased to see hogget on here! It is a million times tastier than lamb.

Hogget, Faggot and Goat.

It's like a firm of solicitors from The League of Gentlemen.

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Faggots, hoggett, beer and lamb pie. Plus Tudorbethan beards.

Where's Mrs Miggins and her delicious pies when you need her??

This guy is so earnest, he's like the male equivalent of the Victoria Wood English Channel swimmer!

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*Hogget, Faggot and Goat.

It's like a firm of solicitors from The League of Gentlemen.*