Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

As long as it is just bear piss. You know what those bears are like…..

Lithuanian nettles in a bear and wolf vinaigrette. (Said in the voice of Sean Pertwee.).

All fingers and hands in tact phew

Poire Belle Hélène - Classic

I heard bell end

I think Monica knows who Escoffier was, Greggggggg.

Shut up greg. Tosser

Like you know what you are talking about without a producer in your ear Gregory The Gormless

Pear bell end: the reason Gregg has to visit a clinic every six weeks.

Enough of the gregg-sposition! He's such a dick

Is it me or are Marcus's hands looking very werewolf-like?

Bet they all do square pastry

Gregggg saying this is “very do-able” is as bad as him salivating over Brests the other night…

Way to make Joaquin sound like Spiderman, Sean.

Joachim has the opposite of baby face!

Look at his forearms. Esma. Thems some hairy things. You could plait them

Yes @FoFanta or Greggsplaining ? He seems to be very knowledgeable of chef's techniques for a veg seller.

Joaquin has a fivehead.

Phillip II has turned up

I think Gregggggg is talking out of his pear bell end re the derivation of 'scoff', but I’ll check….

Tragically, of all the reasons not to shag Gregg, that's not even top 3

Better late than never! 8pm episodes are such a rush to get to!

But he had to be told what it is.

Sounds a tad apocryphal to me.

Evening Pebble!