MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

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Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

@kingkongs oh weird .
i only thought it was Georges as I read it yesterday about him too and I thought a consultant, reaally? As I thought he was a YouTuber and a errr squatter , but I think a clinic consultant in any case must be very different from a … consultant consultant 🤣
like barista and barrister maybe 🤔

Yeah I actually can't wait for this season to be over. And I don't really care who stays together.

I hate Tasha, I think she is a real chav and loud mouthed. I think she likes to sh*t stir too much as well.

FWIW you are only legally married once you sign the marriage register. If you have a complete ceremony but don't sign the register you are not married.

I only really like the dinner parties and commitment ceremonies the rest is just stuffing.

Barista/barrister 😂

Clinic consultant to me just says mouthpiece who gets discounted treatments for shouting about their many many previous treatments online.

Sorry. Not sure it would be a ringing endorsement in this case. Not unless puffpuffs and pompoms were your thing.

I'd rather be going to see Georges than the clinic consultant I have to see tomorrow 😢 Stay calm and re-read the thread title.

Pm flying your way @JaneJeffer 😞

I thought TwoGeorges was a sports physio and that's why he did squats online because, although he had a gaming channel, he also had a sports/exercise channel. I've never been interested enough to try to find him on Youtube to see if I'm right.
It was odd that Peggy went after Ella. Either she's scared of Ella since the 'friendship couples shouldn't be here' argy-bargy or the producers made her go. I just don't see Peggy (who was shocked at spin the bottle) supporting a blatant cheat.
I'm feeling a bit sorry for Jay. Imagine thinking you might be in a real relationship and it turns out he won't even consider moving for you and he thinks 'married' - ahem -men are powerless to resist three text messages from a thirsty bint.

Ella reminds me of a melting candle.

I've been watching on delay so have been avoiding these threads to try to avoid spoilers.

Completely caught up now and I just feel so pissed off that every series follows the same formula now. It all seems so contrived. There are always two people who "have a connection" outside of their couples. Yawn. So predictably boring. I only hope they're not allowed to stay on as a new couple. They absolutely shouldn't. JJ's of no interest to anyone at all. Absolute boring twat with nothing about him and Ella seems only there for the drama. Why on earth she keeps banging the "I'm a girl's girl" drum I'll never know. She couldn't be less of a girl's girl if she tried. I don't want to watch them.

I wonder what all the plastic people will look like when they're old.

Old plastic people?

I'm thinking how hot nursing homes are. They'll probably melt. Hopefully they'll be so fit from living at the gym that they won't need one. Keep squatting.

It’s like the modern mumsnet problem where you want the gp and you get someone lower ranking .
’hi I’m Ella and I’m one of the consultants here’ 😬

This is my first series and I came into it late. A lot of it is very poor but I've been drawn in and Thursday night was bloody brilliant! I want Ella gone but I also want her to stay and suffer. I'm not a nice person!

I'm really not liking any of the couples this year, except for Roz and Thomas.
Individually I like Laura, Nathaniel and Bianca, but none of the others. The last two new couples I'll reserve judgement.

I can definitely say that if this had been my first series of MAFS I would have stopped watching & would never watch again.
It's just really boring now, diner party, commitment ceremony & repeat.

I can’t remember , but do we get a homestay in mafs uk like we do in the Australian one?

Old plastic people? I forgot my 🤣

They used to @Peachonthebeach but no mention of it so far. How many weeks are left does anyone know?

There's a minimal set of words that have to be said too for it to be legal. Rochdale council have the details: https://www.rochdale.gov.uk/marriages-civil-partnerships/choose-vows-declaration
And you have to give four weeks notice.

In old MAFSUK, when they did get legally married, they would find out the name of who they were marrying so that they could give notice.

I always used to think that part of the idea behind it - having people choose your wife/husband for you - was that it would take the uncertainty out of the process. Given you'd both made a massive commitment to each other by getting married you could concentrate on making a life together rather than worrying about whether the relationship will continue.

They've really turned the thing on its head by not having a proper marriage, continually having these commitment ceremonies, and pestering them as to whether they're shagging. It's all about destabilising them and creating uncertainty. I really shouldn't watch it, but there's always a couple of couples who are vaguely normal and might have a chance, and so I do.

It's interesting that so many of the couples who didn't get to be on tv because of Covid and before the MAFSA style dramatic pairings are still together. It shows there was something to the science.

Did Ella take one of those cheap blow up sex dolls to a surgeon and say ‘I want to look like this, especially the permanently open mouth, the boobs that look like glued on watermelon halves and the shiny surface’?

Not a very nice thing to say I know, but I can’t un-see it now.

Girl’s girl, my arse 🙄

Even if she was not biologically a man she is so far from a girls girl what with actually pursuing another womans 'husband'. I mean you could not have waited till the show was over, you needed to actively pursue him while on the show? Girls girls do not do that.

Same. I love the dinner parties and look forward to the prospect of the more badly behaved spouses having their arses handed to them by the ixperts. Sadly the ixperts don't deliver.