MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

@finished31

I could be wrong but I believe the binge it all channel was only for MAFS Australia (aired there before here).

Sorry.

Poo! Thank you

Loving the title. Fabulous use of the word fuck, just like Queen Bianca 😂😂

I didn't even see that she loves it! 😂

Can we talk about "prowly hands" it's an awful insight into Ella's physical behaviour. If a male identifying male had 'prowly hands' and used them in a relationship with a woman it could be considered assault. We've had some epic insults in this series but that was another level as it was so obviously true.

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Funniest thread title ever 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

😂I feel like I need an episode of mafs interspersed with these kind of memes, would be brilliant!

But as an aside, and being more serious, I hadn't thought much about the prowly hands comment before (I 'thought' it was funny) but @Tontostitis has just given me a thought...what if Ella had been groping Nathanial hence why he said it, that's bloody horrific and unacceptable, and for sure if it had happened in front of the camera crew someone should have stepped in. Fuck Ella's 'story' being told. It's not on.

Yeah it's gross. Nathaniel has the patience of a saint. They won't show it of course because it doesn't fit the narrative.

Yaass! And they parachute in some delightful prince from Harrogate for her. Perhaps that new guy knows someone...

Ella makes my flesh creep. You could clear a blocked drain with her lips.

A strange flesh coloured orb with its prowly hand friend.

Probably only a matter of time

Yah...just threw up my chicken and roasties 😩

Just caught up after two weeks away.

Bianca is a genuine HERO. Give the girl a knighthood. The way she just sat back down and picked her wine glass up. Beautiful.

I hope it all works out for Prowlyhands and Legohead, save anyone else from having to suffer them. 'Girls Girl' my fucking hole. I could tell you what was yelled at the TV in our house but I might get cancelled.

Felt a bad for little Tom Thumb new guy. He obviously came in thinking HE was going to be chief drama llama. Never mind little 'un, there's still time.

Wtf is that?! It’s disturbed my brain!

Just started re-watching episode 1 of series 1 of MAFS UK!

I do remember watching it years ago, 2015!

Funny thing is it is all about science, matching science, not drama.

Did Nathaniel say Ella had prowly hands? I must have missed it.

Yes when they had that stand up argument at the dinner

The difference between Tasha and Luke is that when Tasha says something outrageous it seems completely irrational, like something has completely flipped inside her. I could easily believe that it's a trauma response from her. Obviously not on, and something she needs to deal with, but it's not really intentional.

But with Luke defending JJ, or having a complete disregard for Jay's feelings when absolutely ruling out moving, that's simply who he is. It's always and only his wants that matter. That feels like a failing that it's harder to fix.

Luke showed his true colours on Thursday. The notion that of course, JJ is going to cheat if his bird ain't giving him any when JJ wanders around like the ghost of a teenager who died before he learned what to do with his penis and had only lived long enough to fixate on porno boobs and treats his wife like she's an unfortunate necessity to enable him to mumble on television in the hope of some sort of freakshow fame. Luke is a nasty piece of work and that's a real shame because Jay seems like a genuinely decent woman.

I don't see what Jordan said wrong to be called 'stupid' there.

Apparently they’re watching MAFS on Gogglebox…

Oh, they’re doing Sean & Mark’s wedding day!! 😂