MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

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Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

Luke is just really annoyed because his chance of getting on another reality show is not really limited.

I missed the thing about prowling hands. Is that what Bianca said about Ella in her fabulous round?

It was Nathaniel at the dinner

These threads make my day. Special thanks to @SheldonesqueTheBstard you really are hilarious and entertaining with your titles and comments.

Oh God, poor Nathaniel.

Why doesn't it surprise me that Gherogezzz frequents strip clubs? I wonder what Peggy will make of that.

I heard a phrase yesterday - anaphylactic lips. It made me think of this thread.

This series is so much more contrived than previous series to the point that I don’t think the majority are in there for marriage but to further their tv “career”.
For a start who plays spin the bottle with a bunch of virtual strangers a couple of weeks after getting married??

Like I said before, I think lip fillers have a detrimental effect on brain cells! 😂

I couldn't think who Jordan was and had to google I could only picture BB Jordan

I'd like to know if Ella really has a job. She suggested at the start she moved in with Nan to care for her, but is described on some of the show write ups as a "clinic consultant". Do they just make shit up?

I'm out. Realised it is boring and pointless now and I want 4 hours a week back.

But this little club makes it more fun, no? I’m staying for the comments.

It’s the way the so called experts gloss over the spin the bottle game as if they didn’t know the producers were in on it. I guess if they seem to be involved their credibility goes straight out of the window.

@kingkongs i think on some articles it’s Georges described as the ‘clinic consultant’. Apparently he’s a sports physio for football teams or something?

I clearly have some catching up to do!

Talking of Georges and his squatting video, the squatting itself wasn't too bad.

The bit I found a bit icky was the end where he pulled up his shorts to show off his leg muscles (or similar). Made it feel a bit smutty although in fairness he was clothed.

How old is Ella from Married At First Sight and what is her job?
Ella is a 29-year-old clinic consultant from Weston-Super-Mare and will be taking part in the new series of Married At First Sight UK.

I've read this in several articles. Don't know why I care really 😂

🤥 loving the title and the humour of this thread.
I was wondering why Bianca and Nathaniel didn’t mention that both their spouses had moved out for a couple of night so that people could put 2+2 together, JJ said a few times they made a connection due to spa day and one other time when everyone was together. He mention it more than once and also that nothing had happened, I don’t believe that, they must have been visiting each over over that time.
I know Nathaniel did mention Ella had moved out, Biancadidnt mention it.
I agree that they’ve been rubbish at showing much stuff, like home visits or when the families and friends came, we didn’t see all of the families, they’ve definitely gone for the drama this year, whilst that probably gets more viewers hooked, it’s not about making good matches, it’s like watching wife swap.

It looks like me not watching this season was the right decision.

The thread is what it's all about. Every time I see the title of this one pop up I laugh