MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

How is he 36 and still living in fantasy island?

I would sign up to MAFS just for the honeymoon.

Another dry eyed crier.

Oyez. Oyez. Oyez.

Ahhh Sean is so lovely

I’m really struggling with this.
Sean said nothing. Nothing.
Yet he stropped off, took offense, we’ve had tears. FFS. Fucking drama-llama. 🙄🙄

I like Sean. Decent bloke there.

Sean is a saint (so far)
I’d have told him to grow the fuck up

The reason people leave you when you open up to them, Tattoo, is because you're an unpleasant little princess who wants to be waited on hand and foot and despite looking like a plastic little fuck you think you're better than everyone else.

Do we really need to see them get all horny massaging one another?

Oooh, heightist!

Oh here we go…

Get his hair straight more like. It was wonky 😂

How did Matt and Adrienne only get Tenerife??

Strange rolling eye moves from Ella there.....

They are only there for half the show.

Was that her plotting face?

Lapland is very expensive though.

I think Roz has nice skin

Bianca.

Maaaaaaaate.

Poor Bianca reminds of of Nancy Spungen here.

Oh, Bianca. Poor, deluded Bianca.

Sorry Bianca, he's just not that into you.
There will be better out there.

Laura's friends lips

🥴

Males can be like that.

Bitch,please

Ouch, Laura, that's a bit rude - 'must be so quiet in there'