MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

These plastic witches with their Bratz lips. Ugh.

JJ bailed on the honeymoon. He has made no effort whatsoever to see if it could maybe look. She's just not plastic enough and he's a mingeing little shit whose future lies in working as an Ian Huntley lookielikie.

Never going to work.

Do you think I’m a bit demanding?

Thats like me asking do you think I’m a bit plump… 🤨

Who is the male voice on the TU advert? It sounds so familiar to me and it's very annoying.

I'm another one very jealous of the lap land honeymoon but I'm not sure how Sean is putting up with Mark already. Says he fonds his demanding ways endearing?! That won't last long I'm sure.

Less like a honeymoon more like a career taking one of his clients on a little Christmas break to meet Santa.

Oh she won't like this!

I know who Mark reminds me of. The fat fighters leader in Little Britain, 'anybody know DUST??'

Of course you didn't know that he felt like that! You have only just met him!

If Harrogate Matt doesn’t like show offs, he’s going to turn himself inside out at Ella.

Blimey Matt that was a bit harsh!

Her comeback was awesome...good on her for sticking up for herself.

Good on her for standing up for herself! He could’ve worded that better.

Snap @Comedycook

Adrienne is great and he's obviously mistaken the banter and health competitiveness for just being a show off!

Perhaps he wants to be the one who’s the best at everything?

You can shoot me, but I don't think that he said anything wrong there. He was asked a question, he answered that he's not used to extroverted, exuberant people and that it will take a while to get used to that kind of behaviour. Which is perfectly acceptable, and as a fellow introvert, I can relate.

Absolutely comedy

I wonder if he’d have taken umbrage if he’d been the wire walker wizard instead of her?

It was harsh and she responded perfectly.

I agree

I can understand where he's coming from but he could have put it better.

tealgate

"Maybe Nathaniel and Sean could make a nice looking couple? Although I don't know how many swaps the producers could stomach 😀"

I think that would work.

I think there is trouble in paradise with the other new pair and I reckon the new 6 foot 4 hunk would certainly turn a few heads.

He used the wrong words. Extroverts can be show offs but not all extroverts are show offs. This is a result of having a limited language rather than a genuine desire to be even a little bit hurtful.

Aye. I think you’ve a point there mouse

At least he is trying to find the right words now.

I hope she accepts his sorry. It seems genuine.

They need to be able to deal with getting on each other’s nerves sometimes, it’s normal in a lot of relationships