MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

@lingmerth - bloody baffling.
He is incredibly demanding, and annoying with it.

At first i thought the fishnet trousers were the most unusual tattoos.....

'I'm very needy' seems to mean 'I will be unreasonably demanding and do not argue with me'

Oh god, here he goes again

Jesus Christ... what a pathetic arsehole

What a strange little man.

And he flounces out......

He is tiresome

What was actually said that he's taken offence to?
I must have missed it!

I drifted off - what happened?

Not the brightest button.

I got bored and completely zoned out. Why did Turkey Teeth strop and storm?

Why do these people always get paired with people who put up with this shit?

Were any of us paying attention there?😂

FFS. Sean wasn't saying "You have to be prepared for this not working." He said that you have to be prepared for the ups and downs, that you won't always agree, that life isn't a fucking fairytale you pathetic little gnome.

My good christ.

This one has been cosseted all his puff.

Tedious.

I hope so, I can't rewind and don't want to watch on catchup.

He stropped because Sean dared to suggest that there may be a time in the future where everything wasn’t all ok and they’d have to be prepared for that

He seemed to take offence that there may be some 'bumpy' roads in the future - which is just real life, but Mark doesn't do real life!

So a perfectly sensible suggestion. Makes sense.

I’m glad he stropped rather than stripped sunbird 🥴

Thanks @Sunbird24 and @MouseMinge
Glad a couple of us were paying attention.

I'd leave him outside in the snow until he got frostbite in his cock and it fell off.

Autocorrect! 😂 But yes, me too!

I'd love the Lapland honeymoon, btw.