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MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/10/2023 21:46

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

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Rummikub · 18/10/2023 17:35

Really think specsavers should be involved

tealgate · 18/10/2023 18:02

Maybe Nathaniel and Sean could make a nice looking couple? Although I don't know how many swaps the producers could stomach 😀

Neverinamonthofsundays · 18/10/2023 18:18

Mark is like a hobbit who has just been to Turkey.

redribbonrose · 18/10/2023 18:49

The partner swap is an integral part of every mafs series. Both UK and Aus

The Ixperts have to consider it very carefully and decide if they will "allow" the new couples to participate because they have a special "connection"

The OG couples will be furious

New couple won't work. They're just after more air time and egged on by production team

dapsnotplimsolls · 18/10/2023 19:10

Not sure I can face the honeymoons and more in-laws tonight. Tempted to watch BB live for once.

AhBiscuits · 18/10/2023 19:12

Yeah I'll probably skip it too. I need to watch Bake Off and BB and I think it will be shit tonight.

MouseMinge · 18/10/2023 19:33

AhBiscuits · 18/10/2023 07:24

Plus the next bit of the scripted story of Ian Huntley and Pete Burns.

I laughed so hard that my poor wee cat jumped off my lap.

Floofydawg · 18/10/2023 19:38

Neverinamonthofsundays · 18/10/2023 18:18

Mark is like a hobbit who has just been to Turkey.

He's fucking awful isn't he. Just catching up on last night. What a horrible little plastic drama queen. I feel sorry for the other groom who seems lovely and normal.

Also FYI you're not a bride because you don't have a foof. Fuck off with that shit.

MrsElijahMikaelson1 · 18/10/2023 19:55

@Babasghost sex Is biological and gender is just a social construct. Your post is quite offensive. And I say that as a feminist who is very pro women and safe spaces etc.

Ella presents as female and whilst I do not think she is “a woman” I a biological sense, it is very unnecessary to call her a man when she has fully transitioned. Ella has many issues and some probably stem from people like you.

MouseMinge · 18/10/2023 20:05

I didn't watch from the beginning so am I right that Nathaniel wanted either a more masculine woman or a more feminine man? In what way that translates to "Let's give him a trans woman!" I have no idea. It was never going to work and the so-called experts knew that.

I want a bloody dinner party tonight. No more honeymoons, no more in-laws!

Floofydawg · 18/10/2023 20:06

@MrsElijahMikaelson1 I have to agree and I don't think of myself as pro trans at all.

JaneJeffer · 18/10/2023 20:06

Oh FGS I want Ella to go just because I can't take any more of the shitposting on here.

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 18/10/2023 20:19

Ella really isn't doing the 'cause' of trans women any good is she? She's a horrible caricature of what she thinks being a woman is-all fillers, showing off fake tits, loads of make up. And now going after someone else's husband. Horrible.

And new plastic gay man. Just awful. Thinks he's far better than he is. You'd think if your wedding outfit was SO important you'd have opened and ironed your shirt way before the wedding morning. And have spotted it was the wrong one. His groom seems lovely. I hope he gets out unscathed. Because I feel like this year's Thomas has arrived.

SnakeyS · 18/10/2023 20:22

More ‘not what I ordered’ crap.
I like Sean. I hope Mark improves. But my expectations are low.

Loulou599 · 18/10/2023 20:22

Hi guys I'm just joining this thread late because i am so behind: I'm at the last dinner party episode (the spin the bottle outrage).
So haven't read anything in this thread yet but I will definitely be catching up page by page as I progress!

I think it's a huge cultural difference but as a French woman I am really bewildered by the aggression against Georges on the other thread and at the dinner party 🫠

Objectively, you have a woman (Porscha) who apparently snogged 4 other dudes? So what is that about? That's what Georges was asking. And you could say "oh but what about the guys who kissed her?" : true, I will come on to that. But those guys kissed one woman. She kissed four guys?! What's the story there?

I think it's so weird in this dinner party episode that Georges turns out to be the bad guy for wanting to dig into this, qnd yes, the guys should have been exposed too. It's so so weird to me that you have this big story involving at least 5 people and its all pushed under the rug, with the focus being on Georges and Peggy for "getting involved". I think when Porscha said to Georges "you don't have the right to speak to me like that" and he basically said I have the right to do whatever the fuck I want, it's quite a French or at least non UK attitude of....Well, you can try but you won't control my attitude or speech. She said who the fuck are you, and as he rightly said, well who the fuck are you Porscha?

Now I'm going to watch the next episode but man it's so weird how this big story was treated as a non story by the group. Like what 😆 I also think it's so so lame how we don't get to see any of this gossip situations luve in the UK Mafs. It would be so much more interesting if we had witnessed these events and were watching people now lie or not lie. It's boring how they have edited this show.

Loulou599 · 18/10/2023 20:22

*live not luve

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 18/10/2023 20:28

I thought the same as you about George’s 🤷🏽‍♀️.

And aye re the edit loulou.

I don’t know what they think we want to see - but this ain’t it.

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FriendofDorothy · 18/10/2023 20:57

Think I will watch the nice gentle Race Across the World and catch up with the shitstorm of MAFS tomorrow. I'm tired. I need gentle TV tonight.

dillite · 18/10/2023 21:03

I am watching. No idea why.

dillite · 18/10/2023 21:03

Quick! Dump him in the snow!

Bluetrews25 · 18/10/2023 21:04

What is the point of those fishnet trousers??

Sunbird24 · 18/10/2023 21:07

They’d give some funky tanlines

dapsnotplimsolls · 18/10/2023 21:07

Bluetrews25 · 18/10/2023 21:04

What is the point of those fishnet trousers??

I was just wondering that.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 18/10/2023 21:08

Bluetrews25 · 18/10/2023 21:04

What is the point of those fishnet trousers??

Play draughts on her pins at bedtime with the tan lines?

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lingmerth · 18/10/2023 21:10

Only catching up on Tuesday's episode now but can anyone explain why they would match someone who's a spoilt, drama queen with a nice ordinary guy who wants to meet someone and settle down. To say you wouldn't go through with your marriage because of a shirt says it all.
To match someone who wants a cook, cleaner and dogsbody with a 'nurturing homebody' is wrong. Mark listed all he wanted from a husband but didn't say what he would bring to the marriage.
I think I'm done with MAFS!

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