MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

George is a twat.

Sorry I didn’t realize ! I don’t mind about spoilers but didn’t realize you all did apologies

True that Jordon seems v calm

@Sumthingsweet I shouldn’t worry-that stuff is literally all over social media and every newspaper so there is limited chances of not hearing or seeing it. There are some on this thread who have a go but that’s not necessary, so don’t feel bad.

The whole programme is a leaky colander this year with no secrecy around what’s happening unlike other years where it was all kept quiet. This year someone’s selling stories as easily and often as breathing

I agree, and while I have been looking at the naughty thread(!) as well, I quite like following the narrative on here as things develop on the program 😂

@Sumthingsweet I love a spoiler! 🙂

I was so confused. I thought I'd clicked on the spoiler thread by mistake ...
I think the show's PR team is leaking this year. They seem to be trying a new tactic of scripted drama and that usually relies on leaking in advance to draw viewers in and keep exisiting viewers.
I really hope the other MAFS don't copy them.

That’s why there are two threads. There may be spoilers all over other places, but I’m one of the people who almost always manages to avoid them until somebody posts them in here (or starts a new thread with it in the title and it pops up in active 🤦‍♀️) and that then just irritates me a bit 😂 I know it’s not a big deal really, but it does change how you react to people/events if you already know something that’s going to happen in the future. Some people like that, some don’t, neither is right or wrong, but please could we put spoilers on the spoilery thread for the spoilery people and try to keep this one spoilerless for the spoilerless people? Much appreciated!

And again aargh

Noted .

the title of this chat so funny

I struggle to find the thread with the crazy title and how come you guys start new ones all the time ? Sorry bit of a mumsnet virgin lol

Maximum 40 pages to a thread.

We only start new ones when the old one is full.

They start with MAFS or MAFSUK usually which should help in finding them.

If the next one could include 'No fecking spoilers', that would be great 😎

😘

I do try to put a link to the new thread as the last one finishes but sometimes I’m caught napping and the thread fills up if something is going off.

Will try to be more on the ball.

Not stopping with the crazy titles though - I’m quite fond of some of them. 🥴

You will absolutely know who inspired me for the next one 👍🏽

Will oblige if that is your wish @dapsnotplimsolls

It won’t ruin the flow 😉

This has made me laugh out loud.

I don't want to trawl through the other thread so can anyone kindly tell me what George does when he loses the bet on his website? I can only make out that he dances while poking his bum about but I don't know why anyone would want to see that or why the woman he's with has such an issue with it if its a dare so I'm presuming there is more to this? And why would anyone pay to see him doing this?

I have only heard that he squats down while he is wearing skimpies.

I’m not sure what I am missing so there must be more to it than that?

It looks pretty innocuous to me. Peggy's sister has filled her head with nonsense.

I like the titles funny !

@Blackandwhitemakesgrey he squats facing away from the camera so I’m guessing there’s some homosexual interest there that Peggy is not comfortable with.I wouldn’t want my DH doing that either!

Mine wouldn't be able to get back up