MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

Agree Luke is awful. He has a constant half sneer on his face, or a look of simmering rage. He was rude to JJ and dismissive of Bianca’s feelings, and then said ‘don’t cry’ as if it was somehow irrational. Why is he sticking his oar in anyway? Since when are he and LegoMan BFFs?

I have no words left for Ella. Just awful. I laughed out loud when nathanial finally lost his cool with ‘oh shut the FUCK up’ 😆 he must’ve known the game was up, hence donning the dressing gown of doom for the dinner party.

So humiliating for poor Bianca- to be rejected by LegoMan, only to find out on national tv that he’s dumped you for a transwoman…

Also amusing watching mark’s reactions whenever the camera panned to him; there’s something rodent-like about his movements / facial expressions. Like a little gerbil flicking its head to and fro watching the drama unfold and taking notes…

The other night when Tasha answered the door she looked completely stoned.

There was a young girl called Bianca
Whose husband JJ was a walker
She laid into Ella
For stealing her fella
And personally I'd like to thank her!

I thought the same. I couldn’t believe that nobody stood up and said something in her defence. Perhaps it was because Bianca was one of the newer arrivals and they feel more bonded with the monstrosity that is Ella.

Anyone remember the dwarf from the BBC adaptation of The Lion , The Witch and the Wardrobe? He reminds me of Mark…

I think no-one comforted/defended Bianca simply due to optics.

They're conscious of the optics of 'bullying' or 'persecuting' a transwoman (as Ella would undoubtedly claim) if anyone openly supported Bianca.

Their intended/hoped-for media careers will be cancelled before they begin once Ella starts shooting off her gob on the outside about bullying and persecution. 🙄

When Nat made his dramatic exit speech and no one said a single word. What’s wrong with them all?

So, strange coincidence tonight.

I was sitting here watching it all kick off and thought to myself, just a few weeks ago my evenings were spent watching the escapades of the Ingalls family et al on Little House on the Prairie - so wholesome and heartwarming. I thought to myself, why am I watching this shite when I could be back in the olden days.

Then checking in on the thread, lo and behold, there's my Laura giving Nellie a well deserved wallop! Proper cheered me up, that did.

Go Bianca! Loved her giving those losers what for. I actually clapped out loud.

There is something very disturbing about a man who prefers his women to be plastic and fake.

He doesn't actually like women at all, does he?

No he doesn't. Not at all. He just wants a hole to fuck.

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@WallaceinAnderland so wholesome and heartwarming - there's my Laura giving Nellie a well deserved wallop!
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@JaneJeffer 😂

Jay did come to comfort her.

There are some unnecessarily nasty comments about Mark on this thread.

JJ seems very immature to me.

I think that JJ is just intrigued about what a trans woman who’s had the surgery with the “best fanny in the world” looks like and he goes for artificial enhancement.
I’d be devastated if I were Bianca.

Luke was awful in last night's episode, really angry and unpleasant. Jay seems to have muted herself around him.

Ella has put a long “woe is me” post on her Instagram stories. She says she is most definitely a girls girl and she wished that she did speak to Bianca first but wasn’t allowed blah blah blah

Oh and she is taking time off her socials because she is being trolled too much

Ella is all about physical appearance and is always fishing for compliments, all that cringe about 'I've got the best looking fanny', the remark to the poisonous dwarf about who has the biggest lips, and at the dinner party where Nathaniel was trying to talk to Adrienne and Matt you could hear Ella going on about who had the best hair.

And it was pure cringe with Ella saying 'I'm the most popular person here'.

I do think Ella looks like one of those cheap inflatable sex dolls. They should have just given one of them to JJ. He'd have had an intellectual equal and it would have saved Biance being so humiliated.

Did I read correctly that Ella has made a lucrative deal to model for one of the fashion brands aimed at young women? It makes me feel sick. It should be taken away and given to Bianca - the real girl’s girl.