MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

I still can’t unsee Ian Huntley when I see JJ…

There is something very disturbing about a man who prefers his women to be plastic and fake.

He doesn't actually like women at all, does he?

TitsInAbsentia

"So glad she sat back down and didn't leave the room - leave them standing there like the pricks they are!"

I thought that too. They don't get to come back into the room as if nothing happened. The apologies were so hollow.

Just catching up. Can’t believe how immature Tash is calling Erica a trampoline. It wasn’t even heat of the moment, she hasn’t seen her for days.

Is Paul not seeing red flags ? I couldn’t be with someone who behaved like that.

Have to admit to a little smile at Ella saying to Mark 'who's got the bigger lips out of you and me?'

Except I wasn't laughing with Ella. I was rolling my eyes at how wearing your rampant insecurity literally all over your face has become a perfectly normal thing to do.

I haven’t seen the latest episode but I haven’t trusted Luke from the off and I just haven’t been able to put my finger on it, there just something about him… sometimes his mask just slips for a split second.

From Twitter (X)

Paul was the first one to defend Tasha calling Erica tramp. I dont like Tasha and Paul anymore. Calling another woman tramp is not ok and Paul defending that blindly shows weakness in his character

Standing ovation for Bianca, she was bloody fabulous 👏 👏

On the preview for next commitment ceremony, Ella had obviously borrowed JJ's white t-shirt to make herself look pure and humble. I wonder if she is barefoot too? 🤣🤣
I would love to be a fly on the wall when he finds out what trans means. He probably thinks she meant going from brunette to blonde.

I don’t get how ‘women who have had a lot of work done’ is a type?

Not a spoiler as I'm careful not to see any, but I followed the Nathaniel link above and just found this little - erm - gem!

TBF, we dont actually KNOW it was a straight face - it is impossible to show any emotion with all that plastic in it.

Ella could've been howling with laughter for all we know... doubtful, I agree

Yabbadabbadoo!

This!

And even on this thread there are women who are intimating that Bianca isn’t up to the standard of the fakes when to my mind she is head and shoulders above them.

I’m glad I read it before you took it down. C4 should be careful that the producers’ meddling and manipulation doesn’t result in another reality TV tragedy.

In those pics JJ looks like a bog-standard bloke with ridiculously shit hair and a bad filter, and Ella looks like she’s been chopped about in some places and inflated in others, and has a massive bruise or burn on her cheek.

Much as I enjoyed Bianca saying fuck 100 times, when she sat down she had the biggest grin before she ducked behind someone else which along with the non-crying crying and JJ the fuck boy suddenly fancying a trans woman makes me think the whole thing is completely scripted and those two were the solution to the problem which must not be spoken of. I sincerely hope those two aren't allowed to stay. Full marks to JJ for the contrite head drop though.

Tasha calling Erica a tramp - has she been watching Dallas reruns or something?

Poor Mark suddenly realised he isn't the diva he thinks he is.

Why do they have to smash their champagne glasses? Seems a bit wasteful. And does JJ actually know Ella is trans, or even what that means?