MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

Yeah, can't help thinking even he realised he was talking shite as it was coming out of his mouth...

Loved wee new gobby Mark being sat like Fr Dougal all through the dinner party 🤣

Quite......basically saying it's ok for men to cheat. Delightful chap he is 🙄

I can't find it either. It's usually there the second it finishes live.

I have episode 19 and then 'next on Monday...'

Whyyyyy?

Same - I don’t know why! Bereft!

E4+1? Still half an hour to go

Luke is such a ...

I had the misfortune of stumbling on his tiktok and my goodness... patronizing misogynistic horrible man

It’s showing now

Eurgh Erica and Tasha are as bad as each other. Jordan is a shit stirrer too.

Thomas and Ros have more class in their little fingers than the rest of them put together. Only genuine relationship in there.

Wish Ballsy Bianca had turned up before now. I’ve got time for her.

It's there now!

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Sheldon

Yes if I were Jay that attitude would worry me seeing as they're expecting to do long distance after the experiment (I think they said that as neither wanted to move, maybe I've made that up though)

I was with Jordan in that little argument as well, like can say "this is the first time he's seen her when would he tell her?" Make the time mate, he made time to go on secret pool playing dates with Ella he can jolly well nip over to his wife's flat and let her know what he's up to. Poor Bianca didn't even know what was going on.

I'm not sure about Luke...seems like an ok guy on the surface but every now and then we see a slightly less nice side...

Aaargh such a load of bullshit

Bianca was classy there, I'd have been tempted to make a reference to a plastic outside and rotten inside.

Luke seems to think it isn't a man's fault if someone throws themselves at him, bin for you, poor Jay.

Tasha totally swerved Erica, although neither are nice.

Laura seemed genuinely friends with Nathaniel, she's growing on me.

I hate the 'nice girls' that fangirl round Ella to look liberal. If it were your husbands....i see you.

This is so true I can't even put a smiley face!!

Jay's sister said she worried she was too much of a people pleaser. I would not have sat by quietly while Luke was talking like that (perhaps that's why I am single). Luke was awful to Erica's guy - I don't really get it, JJ is a fairly new acquaintance not his best pal. If I was Paul or Jay I would be moving on - their partners have shown their true colours in the way they talk to others.

TitsInAbsentia

"We had better not be getting one of those "we want to stay in the experiment together and see if we have a genuine connection" bolloxes..."

Of course they will... The producers have lined this up since the first bit of spark between Ella and JJ.

Proud of Bianca for standing up for herself.

Bianca was truly superb there. “You’re not a girls girl when you go after someone’s else’s man. You’re both fucking liars”. And at the end when they tried a come back I just loved her for saying “oh fuck off” and sitting down.

Ella can try all she likes but there is no other side to this; she decided that she deserved to have JJ because it hadn’t worked with Nathanial. She does have a very masculine energy in the way she approaches things. She was the one constantly just wanting physical validation from Nathanial whilst he was wanting to build an emotional connection and intimacy before a physical one; can’t say he is wrong there 🤷‍♀️

I think if Bianco changed the platinum blonde for a kind of shaded darker blonde she'd look quite like Chiara Ferragni, which I think would suit her. https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/culture/culture-news/a31439604/chiara-ferragni-coronavirus-crisis/