MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

What the fuck is JJ doing with that pool cue.

Ella cannot stop playing with Ella's hair. It's all so grim.

I thought it interesting that during Nathanial's chat with Laura he said it was Tasha that said about the stuff going on between Ella & JJ but then in the end trailer she is right in the middle of the drama, storming off with Ella. She strikes me as a rather immature shit stirrer! Run Paul, run!

Remember that programme where they used to teach people how to flirt by rubbing glass stems and playing with your hair. I think Ella and JJ use it as gospel.

indeed AtlasPine

I suppose tonight Bianca will be upset, folk will ask what’s wrong. Spaceman JJ will sit there pink and puffy. Ella’s eyes will be spinning round as per, but with a triumphant expression.

Someone will state the obvious. Bianca will cry. Folk will comfort her. Ella won’t be able to cope with not being the centre of the sympathetic attention after Nathanial calls it out.

Will strop out dry eye crying with some gobby henchwomen.

JJ will be sat there like kingdingaling despite knowing it is all dingadongawrong.

Aye.

and we can all watch the experts look on in faux horror at the turn of events and then pretend to be surprised.

Again.

The sea of people they cast for these shows is just so small now, it makes a mockery of the whole thing. I remember the gay guy with the turkey teeth from first dates.

The three fat lipped ladies flouncing out reminds me so much of a tumultuous Year 9 school disco circa 1975. Only we didn’t have plump lips because we were injected, we had nice fresh skin because we were fresh faced kids. And 13. And probably more mature even then than this lot.

😂 I

Who was in it?

sheldon love the dry eyed crying and followed by gobby henchman reference, it’s so true of Ella, don’t forget though she’s a girls girl! ( eye roll)

Well it had better al kick off tonight. It has been so boring! Feel sorry for Bianca though.

I think Ella's had her tear ducts re-routed to her lips so that they auto-inflate every time she tries to cry 😂

I'm just waiting for the medical scandal of 2027 where they discover that fillers dissolve brain cells 🤣

I think the tear ducts have been rerouted to the little divot under their bottom lip.

It always looks disconcertingly moist.

🤣

Perhaps that's why they all have to keep licking their lips, because they can't fully shut them and they keep drooling! 😂

JJ either has a huge bank account or wank account cos I have seen pics of his ex and he was seriously seriously punching.

And now that makes me wonder when you get your designer vagina do you set a size for the opening? dear god this series has me questioning things I never wanted to question.

I'm trying not to google things that might keep me awake all night.

I may be completely wrong but the shine on Ella is making me ponder.

I could, more so since menopause, grow a tash and beard worthy of a 1970s shot putter so no judgement re hairiness.

I wonder if Ella is still going through a hair removal procedure that would necessitate a heavy gel barrier cream in between treatments? Do the more intense treatments leave skin a wee bit sore and delicate for a while?

Or maybe because of treatments/peels? Could it be affecting how moisturiser is absorbed?

I’ve honestly never had any face cream or facial oil that sits on my skin like that. It might sit for a few minutes but it always disappears relatively quickly.

I am genuinely curious. Because if that is a fancy skin regime then I would like to avoid it.

The amount of powdery stuff Ella was dabbing on pre the JJ meeting, you’d have thought they would be matt still but they weren’t.

Botox and filler makes ones skin glow that way.

Nick Nack....Tattoo....turkey teeth...."I've got the wrong shirt"
I cannot remember his actual name but the short gay guy 😂

I suspect a lot of the shinyness is due to peels and being overly filled and taut - the light reflects off a plumper stretched skin apparently. Either that or there is a shit ton of strawberry flavoured 80s rollerball lip gloss being slapped around....

I think it is Mark tits

It’ll be intriguing to see if he coories into the drama tonight.

I suspect he will realise he is most definitely out-brided.