MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

Mark and Ella will either become best buddies or arch enemies...I think we all know which will be more entertaining!

I loved that lip gloss.

Hairy top lips back in the 80s were usually due to a breeze, some locks unrestrained by insette hairspray and a monster tub of green gel and the stickiest lip gloss known to man.

Thank you @Neverinamonthofsundays and @TitsInAbsentia

I haven’t noticed the other brides glowing as much so will be inspecting them tonight.

I didn’t realise. 🤷🏽‍♀️

J can’t see the attraction agree was pretty boring yesterday I thought missed an ep as no dinner party

Don’t forget, just cos we saw the powder application doesn’t mean there wasn’t a liberal amount fuck ton of highlighter that went on after…

I really want to stay up and watch this but it would be very stupid to do that when I have to get up at 4 fucking 30 in the morning! I feel like the bastards have been shovelling us shit all week while dangling tonight at us and I know I can watch it tomorrow but I'm having a tantrum that could equal a rolling-eyed flounce by Pete Burns that I should be sensible and go to bed. If I'm here when the show starts you are officially allowed to call me a silly twat.

So from the clip it looks like it's Bianca who disappears crying first? As Laura says something like "i don't care what's happened but there's a girl crying out there" which I presume is Bianca.
Another shot is of Ella having a go at Laura and she's like "what have I done?" And then to me it looked like Laura stomping out with Ella. :/

Who is it actually stomping out with Ella? That scene just looks so ridiculous. Really 4th yr high school/Clueless-esque
Ella runs away at everything. Can't face up to the truth.
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Also I am certain Arthur is on the spectrum of autism or something.. he speaks quite robotic sometimes.

That's the problem with the trailer they stitch so many bits together we usually find it's nothing like what we thought....and that drives me mad!

I must be using the wrong highlighter. Or an inferior one sunbird. I’ve only put it on once mind. Nan’s auld saying came to mind and I proved her right…

Dilemmas dilemmas mouseminge. Whatever you decide, I’ll be thinking of ye the morn. 🌻

Has anyone else noticed how Ella's eyes roll around, almost cartoon like. They are a beautiful piercing blue though.

I think she does the eye flicker thing for attention. Sad sad sad.
Also I imagine they are contacts

The lizard people are real

I’ve wondered a few times if they’re contacts Ella wears. Sometimes her eyes look reeeeally blue, almost unnaturally blue.

Tonight had better be worth the 3 awful episodes this week.

Fuck it. I've made an unwise decision. I'm staying up. I can't sleep this early anyway so there's no point in pushing it. It's not as though I have to do anything other than lay there under the influence of mild sedation anyway.

Well mousey you might just find mafs gives you the zzzzzzzzzz anyway!

We'll do our best to entertain you 😄

Zero chemistry between Arthur and Laura. Two guys at the end quite sweet.

true dat.

I can’t stand JJ’s voice or way of speaking. It’s the way he says Ellar I think

Ha ha exactly!

I am staying up for this

How low was Nathaniel’s towel????

Nat's trying to out-shine Ella.

I may have missed this somewhere, but does JJ know that Ella is trans?