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MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/10/2023 21:46

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

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Chimen · 19/10/2023 12:27

I think she is a show off, it’ll be grating to be with someone that’s “good at everything”.
Showing pictures of what she used to look
like could come across as show off.
Who brings a picture of what they used to look like to a date.
The equivalent would be him pulling out an old picture and saying I used to be skinny but look how muscly I look now.

beastlyslumber · 19/10/2023 12:31

It's a bit mind numbing how terrible this series has been.

I would actually like to see couples matched properly, and follow them through getting to know each other and deciding if they want to stay together.

Which I thought was the actual premise of the show.

JaneJeffer · 19/10/2023 12:35

Not any more @beastlyslumber. It's all about the drama now. We don't even get to see them as couples after the honeymoon.

Do they plan on doing home visits?

JaneJeffer · 19/10/2023 12:36

HowDoesThisWorkPlease · 18/10/2023 22:26

In the preview clip is Nathaniel wearing a dressing gown to the dinner party 😂😂😂

His turn for tits out

MelsMoneyTree · 19/10/2023 12:52

Have they changed production company? This season is spectacularly bad. It feels as though they're checking screen time ratios and sending people in to have fake conversations eg Arthur - you were sick - have an argument with Tom; Laura - we need someone to listen to Nathaniel complain about Ella - on you go, etc.

They suck me in every time with the dramatic trailers/episode previews but the actual episodes are fake and unengaging. If any of these relationships last it will be because of what's happening off-screen not because of anything we've seen. Maybe all the participants are just too canny for a fly-on-the-wall relationship programme now.

PunkPeach · 19/10/2023 13:43

I’d laugh so much if JJ had been too busy staring at Ella’s tits to hear her say she is trans…

BatshitCrazyWoman · 19/10/2023 13:52

SwedishEdith · 18/10/2023 22:33

Just turned over to +1 at the massage bit. That diver's (Matt?) body is so overdeveloped. Horrible.

I agree! So unattractive.

JaneJeffer · 19/10/2023 13:54

Did we really need a close up of the arse massage? Bleurgh

BatshitCrazyWoman · 19/10/2023 13:54

PunkPeach · 19/10/2023 13:43

I’d laugh so much if JJ had been too busy staring at Ella’s tits to hear her say she is trans…

😂😂

BatshitCrazyWoman · 19/10/2023 13:57

I love Sean, and Matt. I don't like Mark at all, and I'm not sure about Adrienne. I would find someone who kept saying they were good at everything very hard work, and unattractive. I find modesty and humility to be more attractive qualities.

Appalonia · 19/10/2023 14:39

So looks like Ella's grift has paid off. FFS, I'm so sick of things that rightly belong to women being given to men like this. And sorry, they are NOT and never will be a woman, no matter how much plastic surgery they have.

Nogaxeh · 19/10/2023 14:42

"I'm not sure about Adrienne. I would find someone who kept saying they were good at everything very hard work, and unattractive."

I would find this a bit grating. I'd feel a bit like I'd missed the opportunity to tell them they were great at something without being prompted to do so by their self-praise.

But I don't know that we saw enough of the time they spent together to judge what was going on. I think the thing that I'm finding most frustrating with the programme now is that it's almost all tell and not show. Instead of showing us what is going on between the couples, we have them telling us about it. There seems to be more of the individual heads talking to camera, or even when the couples are together they're not doing things and letting us judge for ourselves if they're getting on, they're having an inane conversation about how things are [not] improving between them. Which they repeat to the other couples at the dinner party and to the experts at the commitment ceremony, and it's the same over and over again of telling the viewer what is happening and not showing.

I think the two most genuine bits of emotion that we have been shown in this series so far have been Roz becoming more and more crushed in the first couple of weeks - you could see the pain written across her face - and JJ blushing around Ella.

Everything else has been a matter of being told what is happening, and not being shown it.

The only explanation I can think of is that to cut costs they've cut the number of camera crews, so they can't spend much time with each couple recording anything and everything in case something interesting and revealing happens naturally, they have to come in, get the material they need in the minimum time, and then move on to the next couple.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/10/2023 15:01

Grifter gonna grift.

And all those actual pretty little things wondering why their hips don’t look the same in those skinny little trousers. Why their breasts are not pom pom like and sticking out of the top in the same way. Why they haven’t got a mouth that is all puffy.

Not just taking jobs from women but giving young girls and women yet another unrealistic image to try to emulate.

Yup. The actions of a ‘girls girl’.

Fabulous.

I wonder if the campaign they may be part of will have them looking quite so slick and shiny.

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WallaceinAnderland · 19/10/2023 15:03

@Appalonia I don't mind that really. Transwomen need clothes and they are just clothes. Where it matters, I think, is womens sports, single sex spaces, awards and shortlists, sponsorships, etc. that are specifically for members of the female sex.

The visits from family were so boring because they just said the same things they'd said a million times to the camera already. We need more interaction like girls/boys night out and the couples themselves doing activities or just talking normally to each other. I also think we are missing the older couples which have always featured in previous seasons both here and Aus.

Nogaxeh · 19/10/2023 15:08

I think Terence and Porscha were the oldest couple this year, and you'd have to say that they struggled to act their shoe size, let alone their age.

Italiangreyhound · 19/10/2023 15:08

Chiman "Showing pictures of what she used to look
like could come across as show off."

I cannot see that as a thing. I feel it is making herself unnecessarily vulnerable and was probably prompted by the production team.

Italiangreyhound · 19/10/2023 15:09

If Ella has got the role of pretty little things first transgender model she hasn't taken anything away from any non-trans person.

PaddingtonsHat · 19/10/2023 15:25

Can we have a MAFS reunion show please? Thomas from last year and Mark would be my first pairing. Can you imagine?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/10/2023 15:37

Still no validation there - being lined up as the next face of PLT might have been. But no - it is the first transgender person.

I think if I were so desperate to be recognised/accepted as a woman, then that I would take it as a massive kick in the teeth.

I unfortunately get the feeling that it isn’t so much about being recognised as a woman for Ella. Just being recognised. Being the drama. being the story.

If that brings Ella happiness then happy days. If it were me in the same position? It wouldn’t.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/10/2023 16:17

It will be interesting to see if Tash will go in hard to defend Ella as a very good friend of 3weeks.

And if she show the same feistiness in front of Paul that she did at the spa.

It is probably just a nonsense as JJ has set his little stall out but I suppose it makes for the ubiquitous dramatic dinner party.

Made in Chelsea act do them better…

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43ontherocksporfavor · 19/10/2023 16:21

Hahah yes I did laugh at all the “ I love you babes.” And the “ I’ve got your back ” between the girls as though they’ve known each other years!

beastlyslumber · 19/10/2023 16:22

Ella's face is so wobbly and bony. It looks like a bunch of knuckles in a shiny latex bag.

Neverinamonthofsundays · 19/10/2023 16:24

I said it before (and got reported) and I am saying it again but Ella making an announcement that she used to be he is the biggest pile of bullshit I have heard of. The second I saw Ella I knew she was trans. The voice is not that of a woman and the face no matter how much botox, filler and makeup is in and on it is that of a man.

beastlyslumber · 19/10/2023 16:37

Matt is a meathead. I don't think Adrienne should take his comment so seriously.

AtlasPine · 19/10/2023 16:43

This series is all:

The only drama shown at end of episode as trailer

The only drama shown at start as teaser

The only drama shown at end as trailer…

Then the episodes themselves between the short predictable drama are nothingness really.

It’s really crap this time. So formulaic. We know what is going to happen tonight already.

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