MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

Newsflash!
Ella had her mouth closed there!!!! When doing makeup

I do feel bad , but…..
I don’t want to hurt anyone but I can’t help my feelings.
What a load of bull.

God the little boy voice, so unattractive

This is just grim on so many levels

I’m tired of the intimate word, I think.

Ella looks like she's had a stroke

Ella rocking that Pekingese look.

Ella looks more and more masculine by the day. Botox might need redoing.

JJ looks more like Ian Huntley by the day.

Ugh, those pigtails.

Fuck of JJ. Also, he has flirting skills of a 14 year old virgin.

They’re speaking sooo Slooowwlllyyyyy ffs

Matt is a really quiet reserved guy and I think the words just came out wrong. He’s definitely not a wordsmith! Although I’m not sure I will ever be able to look him in the eye next time he comes round after watching this!

This is all such a sham. The experts cringing as though they’re not part of this pantomime!

Bunches.

Fucking bunches by Christ.

Oooh and cracking plastic glass.

Ye ain’t no Cyrell.

I had to mute it and just read the subtitles. Ugh.

I just googled Ian Huntley. I can't unsee it now.

It looks like tomorrow night will finally be a good episode and I'm going to have to catch up on Friday because I have a 7.30 a.m. hospital appointment at a hospital that's an hour and a half away! I'll have to be in bed and at least trying to sleep very, very early.

Just look between his pecks and then you will be fine.

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"He didn’t use the word exuberant, he said show off which is negative."

He said 'showy offy' I think.

I don't know what anyone else thinks but Adrianne let him see that photo way too soon. There is nothing wrong with being fat or thin (I'm fat!) And there is nothing wrong with weight loss photos or telling people you used to be bigger or smaller etc.

However, I've noticed women (more than men) seem to tell new partners/dates etc (like on 'First dates') about how they have been goasted) cheated on; telling me how other men have treated them badly etc. I think by revealing this part of her story so quickly Adrianne has made herself feel vulnerable and so the argument/storm in a tea cup was because she was feeling vulnerable. .

Or an I over thinking it!!

Same.

And the 'teasers' - how many nights have we had showing snippets of the dinner party? Get on with it!
The last three episodes have been quite dull.

Mafs have really gone to shite. I doubt I'll watch another series after this one.

@Italiangreyhound I agree with you. She doesn't know him yet and she is telling him stuff about her life that goes right to her deepest insecurities and vulnerabilities and she doesn't know whether she can trust him with that. I think it's probably the producer making her do that though.

Good luck at the hosp Mouseminge.
Is quote erecting his sleeping bag on her doorstep unquote a euphemism?

Catching up from from page 1
😂 I’ve never seen comic timing on a thread but this … ! Still snorting at the oh so accurate visuals.

Bugger now I’ve got to go back and find my place again. as you were.