MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

Lapland was brilliant.

Wow - this wee cabin thing.

I’d love that.

He didn’t use the word exuberant, he said show off which is negative. At least his apology seemed genuine.

This is the only honeymoon I've ever been envious of! 😂

Oh my days, I want to be in that little cabin!

I’d find someone who kept saying they were really good at everything very wearing too.

Lapland is so wasted on these 2

He's a window cleaner not a novelist, so words are not his finest skill!

Yeah, his pecks are bigger than his brain. Hopefully they can move on.

Why are Nathaniel and Ella packing?

Oh Nathaniel -give ower with the faux outrage and deflation.

Ella ain’t done you wrong. Ella done did ye a favour.

I’m about 30 mins behind but I am sure they said that Laura and Arthur was the last couple for in laws week. Did we see Paul and Tasha’s or was that skipped because of spa gate?

Laura and Nathanial bezzies?

Nathaniel is getting ready for his midnight escape. Ella is getting ready for JJ erecting his sleeping bag on her doorstep.

Two of my ideal/bucket list holidays couldn't be more different. 1. Iceland for the blue lagoon and the wool and the Northern lights. 2. Costa Rica for the unbelievable flora and fauna and mostly to help out at the sloth sanctuary. Very cold and very hot. Sorry, Lapland got me thinking about Iceland. I'd go to Lapland too if I was offered it. Also Denmark, Sweden and Norwary, the last one for the fjords.

He has to act all sad and heartbroken though. If he starts cheering and popping champagne, twitter and everyone else will destroy him.

Have we ever even seen Nathanial and Laura speak to each other before?

Matt just used the wrong wording and struggled to explain what he meant. Some people just aren’t good with their words.

And he’s held his hands up and taken accountability for how he’s made her feel and apologised. And it seemed genuine.

I can understand why his words made Adrienne upset. I’m glad they were able to talk it out. They seem a nice, genuine couple.

Quite dillite

That’ll learn me to pretend it is real…

His peck's are bigger than my boobs!

Nathaniel is between a rock and a hard place. Reject a transwoman and you're a transphobe. He's acting his way out of a lucky escape. That said, she is a snake for not giving a flying fuck about Bianca. But she's such a girl's girl so it must be alright.

I bet she'll be spitting feathers when Harrogate turns up and she's settle for Ian Huntley.

That lovely cabin was wasted on the likes of Mark.

Laura is friends with anyone where some shit stirring is needed.

😂😂 v true!

Homewrecker?

Away wi yersel.