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KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

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Pebbledashery · 17/10/2023 12:45

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!
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littlbrowndog · 26/10/2023 20:21

Yeah breast boy going home

viques · 26/10/2023 20:22

Theeyeballsinthesky · 26/10/2023 20:20

I’m old so all I think of when they keep saying nuts is that fruit & nut advert from the 70s

”nuts! Hazelnuts cadburys take them & cover them in chocolate!”

Ahem.

Nuts! WHOLE hazelnuts. Cadburys take them and cover them in chocolate.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:22

EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:21

Oh bugger, one of the ones I like will be going home.

Its always the ones that @grouchykiwi likes that goes home

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 26/10/2023 20:22

All I think about when I think of chef patron from Rye, is If Mapp and Lucia was modern, she’d be Lucia.

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:22

Ooh who are the critics ? I missed the beginning.

fourquenelles · 26/10/2023 20:22

Chef Patron reminds me of Mrs Elton from Emma who banged on about being a "Patron" as a married lady.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:22

Featured nuts😅

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ilovesooty · 26/10/2023 20:23

Goodbye Dara.

littlbrowndog · 26/10/2023 20:23

Dara off

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:23

I like Cameron. Pretty sure he's staying in this round, though.

Dara's deffo being booted out.

Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:23

If someone had just served a bag of ground almonds, would they have been happier?

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:23

Darra's brest didn't cut it

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EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:23

Theeyeballsinthesky · 26/10/2023 20:20

I’m old so all I think of when they keep saying nuts is that fruit & nut advert from the 70s

”nuts! Hazelnuts cadburys take them & cover them in chocolate!”

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

Squirrel sick! (Topic)

Anyone remember that one?

viques · 26/10/2023 20:24

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:20

Rosie's tart looks VERY dry.

And her icecream looks SOLID.

I like pistachios, but wouldn’t want to eat a ton of them.

Wolfcub · 26/10/2023 20:24

It was definitely squirrel shit round here not squirrel sick

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:24

He couldn't leave quick enough

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Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:25

Wolfcub · 26/10/2023 20:24

It was definitely squirrel shit round here not squirrel sick

Same here 🐿️

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:25

Wolfcub · 26/10/2023 20:24

It was definitely squirrel shit round here not squirrel sick

Yes

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:25

Jay is a big man !

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:26

I like all three of those critics. That means they're going to put Amol, Shitwell and TPB together next time.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 26/10/2023 20:26

@EsmaCannonball oh yes 😁

@viques it’s me old menopausal memory fail 😁

Blueberrycreampie · 26/10/2023 20:26

Fort William to Mallaig - THE train journey!

ButDaddyILoveHim · 26/10/2023 20:26

Jay's thighs on that portrait painter thing were...mindboggling.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:27

Its his mums restaurant cheeky bugger

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GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:27

That is too adorable. Cameron is definitely my favourite now, so alas, he'll be jetting back to Mallaig at the end of this episode. Sorry, Cameron, you shouldn't have been so cute.