KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

[Pebbledashery]

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

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Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

They both look delicious

Charlie had very stabby eyes when looking at Marcus just then.

FGS he could hardly have made it more nutty than a frangipane tart with almonds on top. Jeez.

Don't get our hopes up!

Cameron's dish looks amazing.

Cameron's pudding looks slightly scary.

If I hear the word nut one more time...

Gregg is such a slut for a chocolate pudding

How can they say frangipane isn’t nutty enough? That’s all it is. Eggs and almonds. Will they pan Tamara Lookalike, Fisherman’s Friend for doing a frangipane too?

But Cameron's too young to be injecting his nuts into a cremeux!

Those breasts are far too big..

I feel I have to say that I like frangipane, marzipan, apricots AND mushrooms. So there.

(But not all on the same plate)

No, you’re big and not quite round. Arse.

Lumpy Brest ( breast) not quite round!🤣

My breasts are very delicate articles too.

Stop pretending you know the first thing about cooking you numbnut.

It's nut enough ahahaha

I’m old so all I think of when they keep saying nuts is that fruit & nut advert from the 70s

”nuts! Hazelnuts cadburys take them & cover them in chocolate!”

I was with you until mushrooms... we can't be dinner party friends..😭

Rosie's tart looks VERY dry.

Brest not best

Chef Patron AKA Cafe Owner

Was literally just about to write that...

Chief egg flipper

Oh bugger, one of the ones I like will be going home.

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