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KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

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Pebbledashery · 17/10/2023 12:45

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!
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jay55 · 26/10/2023 20:27

Has Greggg had a stroke? He keeps making weird sounds.

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:27

@ButDaddyILoveHim What was that about Jay's thighs ?

EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:28

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:26

I like all three of those critics. That means they're going to put Amol, Shitwell and TPB together next time.

I don't mind Tom, or at least I like seeing what leftovers are going to be taken home for Camilla and the Jack Russells.

Blueberrycreampie · 26/10/2023 20:28

Could someone please make Gregg stop, he's getting worse!

Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:28

Sea-herbs are definitely this series' fashionable ingredient so far.

I'm not really an especial Jay fan but I was mesmerised by his massive legs on Portrait Artist of the Year last week. They were…..like mighty tree-trunks.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:28

I'm still laughing at Rosie being Chef Patron

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Blueberrycreampie · 26/10/2023 20:29

jay55 · 26/10/2023 20:27

Has Greggg had a stroke? He keeps making weird sounds.

He's had something....

ButDaddyILoveHim · 26/10/2023 20:29

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:27

@ButDaddyILoveHim What was that about Jay's thighs ?

Haha sorry, just having a moment there!

He was a sitter on the sky arts portrait artist thing the other week and he was just, well...huge. Like a Holbein.

littlbrowndog · 26/10/2023 20:29

That brill. I never had it but it looks great

ilovesooty · 26/10/2023 20:29

jay55 · 26/10/2023 20:27

Has Greggg had a stroke? He keeps making weird sounds.

Very weird gurning as well.

viques · 26/10/2023 20:29

Deeeeeelisheeelush. A new Greg word.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:30

Tommy needs some life injecting into him

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FuckingHellAdele · 26/10/2023 20:30

Hope they like fish.

EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:30

jay55 · 26/10/2023 20:27

Has Greggg had a stroke? He keeps making weird sounds.

I don't know if I've got my telly too bright but his eyes look like he's been pepper-sprayed. And let's be honest, it's not unlikely.

fourquenelles · 26/10/2023 20:30

Look I am practically asexual these days but the thought of Jay's thighs are stirring things I thought long turned to ash. I am going to have to find that programme on catch up.

ilovesooty · 26/10/2023 20:31

Is everyone doing fish?

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:31

Mushrooms 😭

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Wolfcub · 26/10/2023 20:31

Raw lamb alert

Blueberrycreampie · 26/10/2023 20:31

He tries to be sophisticated but his old East End Barrow Boy antics are showing.

Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:31

fourquenelles · 26/10/2023 20:30

Look I am practically asexual these days but the thought of Jay's thighs are stirring things I thought long turned to ash. I am going to have to find that programme on catch up.

They could put lead in your pencil fourq. Just saying. It’s too late for me but…..

EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:32

Unusual? The lamb being actually cooked, maybe?

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:32

Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:30

Tommy needs some life injecting into him

I fall asleep every time he's talking so I have no idea what he's cooking tonight.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:32

Imagine what the other chefs think of Gregg at Chefs table

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Blueberrycreampie · 26/10/2023 20:32

Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:31

Mushrooms 😭

Come on Pebbles mushrooms are ok. As long as they're not weirdly shaped.

Wolfcub · 26/10/2023 20:32

Agree Jay's thighs could awaken feelings long dead