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KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

946 replies

Pebbledashery · 17/10/2023 12:45

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!
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Blueberrycreampie · 26/10/2023 20:12

Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:12

Blueberry you must be wincing. Almost every almond is an AL-mond.

Not as bad as the first one thankfully.

Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:12

Moist... nuts.... and breast

What are we watching tonight

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EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:13

jay55 · 26/10/2023 20:11

I question whether Gregggggg should be allowed to speak.

The miming could be a lot worse.

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:13

Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:12

Moist... nuts.... and breast

What are we watching tonight

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Theeyeballsinthesky · 26/10/2023 20:13

I want a pudding now

tommy out on a limb with duck!

FuckingHellAdele · 26/10/2023 20:13

Had me first pint in the Duck and Nut

Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:13

Not a fan of duck unless it's from the Chinese

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EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:14

Smooth .... Creamy ..... Chunks!

If there is a God, make it stop!

Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:14

Well that's burnt.

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Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:14

When did cooks stop putting ingredients IN and started putting them THROUGH instead? 🤔

fourquenelles · 26/10/2023 20:15

Yes what is it with the weird ARL-mond pronunciation?

EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:15

Pressing all the right buttons with Gregg by asking him the time. Brazen.

littlbrowndog · 26/10/2023 20:15

EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:15

Pressing all the right buttons with Gregg by asking him the time. Brazen.

🤣🤣

Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:15

That duck looks quacking to me

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GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:15

That's too many different kinds of nuts.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 26/10/2023 20:16

Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:10

Me too... yuuuuum

Me too, I get loads at Christmas if they are gf. Last years were salted blonde chocolate. My they were scrum.
iam procrastinating like mad, we’re off to Liverpool tomorrow then straight home and off to Amsterdam. Have I packed? Have I fuck.

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:16

Esma yes ! He's playing Gregg.

jay55 · 26/10/2023 20:16

I keep thinking they're all too good for week one. Then remember it's professionals not selebs.

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:16

At least it's not a quacking plate of food, Marcus.

Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:16

‘You’ve smashed this brief to pieces' doesn’t sound like a compliment to me.

fourquenelles · 26/10/2023 20:16

Duck and peanut butter hmmmm. I'll have to try that.

EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:16

Pickled onions and nuts. It's like me getting a bit desperate around December 29th.

viques · 26/10/2023 20:17

Candied nuts and pickled onion? OK, they seem to like it.

At least he thought outside the box and went savoury.

ButDaddyILoveHim · 26/10/2023 20:17

Do like a bit of frangipane.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 26/10/2023 20:17

Frangipan is rank. Marzipan adjacent.

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