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KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

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Pebbledashery · 17/10/2023 12:45

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!
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GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:09

I feel very bad about this, but I need subtitles for Dara.

littlbrowndog · 26/10/2023 20:09

Oh me too

FuckingHellAdele · 26/10/2023 20:09

Dara has the teeniest little teeth

ilovesooty · 26/10/2023 20:09

Dara looks 20 years older than Cameron.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:09

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:09

I feel very bad about this, but I need subtitles for Dara.

Me too.....

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Blueberrycreampie · 26/10/2023 20:09

Yum!

littlbrowndog · 26/10/2023 20:09

I mean I love floretines

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:09

Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:03

Evening!

I finally realised who Ski Chalet cook reminds me of - Tamara Beckwith, if anyone remembers her.

Yes !! Or dear departed Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:10

Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:09

God, I LOVE florentines

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Me too... yuuuuum

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viques · 26/10/2023 20:10

“ I like to use ingredients I don’t usually get my hands on”

there’s a nut joke peeping out there isn’t there?

EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:10

Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:08

A Russian fishing lodge now eh….

Half those rich anglers she was whipping up lasagnes for have subsequently fallen out of windows. Catrin the Contract Caterer says 'No comment.'.

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:10

Gregg likes that dessert because he thinks it's spelt "breast".

Blueberrycreampie · 26/10/2023 20:11

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:09

I feel very bad about this, but I need subtitles for Dara.

I've got an advantage being Scottish- fellow Celt - makes it a bit easier.

ButDaddyILoveHim · 26/10/2023 20:11

Oh god, an evening of hearing Greggg say 'brest' and 'nuts'.

I'd switch off if I wasn't waiting for Jay.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:11

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:10

Gregg likes that dessert because he thinks it's spelt "breast".

He is a perve

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jay55 · 26/10/2023 20:11

I question whether Gregggggg should be allowed to speak.

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:11

Apricots are revolting.

Charlie looks like Mathew Baynton's cousin.

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:11

Nobody likes over killed nuts.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:11

I don't like overkilled nuts either...

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EsmaCannonball · 26/10/2023 20:12

'Moist. Not wet, but moist.'

I'm in hell.

ilovesooty · 26/10/2023 20:12

Moist. No Gregg, just no.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:12

TheDogsMother · 26/10/2023 20:11

Nobody likes over killed nuts.

Snap 😅

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Halsall · 26/10/2023 20:12

Blueberry you must be wincing. Almost every almond is an AL-mond.

Blueberrycreampie · 26/10/2023 20:12

GrouchyKiwi · 26/10/2023 20:10

Gregg likes that dessert because he thinks it's spelt "breast".

Yes😀

FuckingHellAdele · 26/10/2023 20:12

Greggggg frickin mansplaining like a bastard.

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