KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

[Pebbledashery]

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

Haha, DH is also pointing this out v indignantly

Me too!

Oh... you meant the food

Oh Mon, bananas are the devil. Ew.

I'd like to know how much all that monkfish cost and how much wastage there was. 😞

The three of us?

You are not worthy to wipe down their worktop!!

Millions of people watching at home saying "Vom".

Oh... you meant the food

I thought that!

BOSH - Drink!

I don’t mind a banana in its natural state, but I hate anything else that tastes of banana, like smoothies. So I reckon I’d not like Mon’s ice-cream, sorry Mon!

Gregg's going to be desperation-making this ice-cream at 3 a.m. on quite a few mornings.

Banana dish... no thanks.

These skills tests are getting daft. So much better when they used to ask them to make an omelette.

There's a lot of botter this evening.

Not keen on bananas. I like my fruit wi' juice

Welcome. These are the rules. Hands off Marcus and Mon. See also Jay.
we rip the piss out of foragers
lamb is always baaaaaing.
fondants are the kiss of death.
there will be nana/nonna references galore.
but most of allllllll........
FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGG,

it’s great fun

Why does banana make some of us vom. I am with the vom people

Who prompted Greg?
Is it an effort to make us believe he understands food?

Seems ridiculous especially the ice cream.

Bananas from afar

I don't think Gregg's ever looked at a woman the way he looked at that banana sundae.

They having a lot of new fresh young chefs. ❤️❤️

This dude looks older than the 24 year old foetuses from yesterday.

Oh it’s a wickle baby. ❤️

I really wish I liked bananas as they are so handy and nutritious BUT they smell perfumey and have a pappy texture that makes me want to vom. Oh well <sigh>

I think he has Esma