KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

[Pebbledashery]

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

Charlie could play a curate in an adaptation of a Barbara Pym novel.

There is also always one ingredient/garnish that gets totally overused every series. See nasturtium leaves, puffed rice (aka maggots) and hispi cabbage…
Sometimes there are insects.

Wife??????

Wife?

A take on a banana sundae? Not even heard of that before - banana split yes.

22 and married! A mere baby.

Wife 🤦‍♀️

My wife likes a quick smoothie in the evening.

My wife quite likes a quick smoothie in the evening 😮

🤣🤣🤣

That was an unfortunate wedding pic BUT the wife looked great, so all good

Likes a quick smoothie ooh missus!

Talking about Jay did everyone watch him on the Portrait Artist of the Year last week? He was being painted, not adding another string to his bow! I didn’t know about the jazz piano stuff , went online to watch them and unfortunately was not enamoured, mostly because of the singer.

Why is Gregggg so amazed that this chef is married?
Greggg gets married all the time!
And is far less skillful and not as good looking.

Looking at his bio Charlie has worked at The Mariners with Paul Ainsworth. Good training given he's so young.

22 and married and on Masterchef Professionals??

At 22 I was living on cereal and toast, and could barely tie my own shoelaces.

Stop with the bloody bananas! I'm a pudding fan but this is too much. Noooo.

'My wife likes a quick smoothie in the evenings.'

I mean, he's made the joke.

Oh, and now he's toasting his nuts off. The man is pure filth. I redact the comment about playing a curate in a Barbara Pym novel.

Team????

He’s done good.

Because he's young? Gregg prefers the wives to be young 🤮

Go Charlie!

Hair products a go go

Done good. ✊✊

Oh do FUCK OFF GREGGGG we can see what's on the plate