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KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

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Pebbledashery · 17/10/2023 12:45

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!
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Cookingdoesntgettougher · 24/10/2023 20:05

You either know or not about the membrane even if you generally know how to filet a fish.

Blueberrycreampie · 24/10/2023 20:05

@Pebbledashery good description yes.

Pebbledashery · 24/10/2023 20:05

My masterchef dish tonight was frozen pizza followed by Galaxy minstrels

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TheDogsMother · 24/10/2023 20:05

Shut up Gregg !!

viques · 24/10/2023 20:05

Does look nice though!

KingscoteStaff · 24/10/2023 20:05

Well that’s very pretty

ChicoryDip · 24/10/2023 20:05

Pebbledashery · 24/10/2023 20:04

7 layers of membrane sounds like a terrible sex novel 😅

That was an interesting first comment to see when I logged on tonight!

Evening all!

ButDaddyILoveHim · 24/10/2023 20:06

Pebbledashery · 24/10/2023 20:04

7 layers of membrane sounds like a terrible sex novel 😅

Just as I read that, Greggg ooozed 'mmmm, laverly'.

I may never sleep again.

ChicoryDip · 24/10/2023 20:06

I'll take the monkfish but I'll have it in a wrap with some salad please. You can keep your gloopy polenta muck.

TheDogsMother · 24/10/2023 20:07

Hmmm small cafe owner. Not sure she will be able to deal with the monkfish.

Halsall · 24/10/2023 20:07

Pebbledashery · 24/10/2023 20:04

7 layers of membrane sounds like a terrible sex novel 😅

😂😂

Pebbledashery · 24/10/2023 20:07

The girl from the Caaaaff

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littlbrowndog · 24/10/2023 20:07

ChicoryDip · 24/10/2023 20:06

I'll take the monkfish but I'll have it in a wrap with some salad please. You can keep your gloopy polenta muck.

Yes. Needs chips

KingscoteStaff · 24/10/2023 20:07

No classical training at all. Marcus isn’t going to like that…

GrouchyKiwi · 24/10/2023 20:07

I'd like her ponytail not to hang over the plates while she's preparing the food.

LaMarschallin · 24/10/2023 20:07

That's a dish that has almost enough butter for me - my family wouldn't attest that's really saying something.

littlbrowndog · 24/10/2023 20:08

That’s a big fish to handle 🤣

Blueberrycreampie · 24/10/2023 20:08

That restaurant is quite near me. They're by the sea yet not a lot of seafood? 🤔

FuckingHellAdele · 24/10/2023 20:08

Must have a large pair of lady bollocks to open a cafe as a self taught cook though

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 24/10/2023 20:08

Fucking hell, almost missed it! Hi everyone.
Mon and Marcus. 🤗
Dint like her.

EsmaCannonball · 24/10/2023 20:08

Pebbledashery · 24/10/2023 20:07

The girl from the Caaaaff

Like a posh female Ian Beale.

ButDaddyILoveHim · 24/10/2023 20:09

Ski season klaxon. Ffs.

Pebbledashery · 24/10/2023 20:09

I always like the Caaaff underdog

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FuckingHellAdele · 24/10/2023 20:10

Botter <drink>

littlbrowndog · 24/10/2023 20:10

Charring good

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