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KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

946 replies

Pebbledashery · 17/10/2023 12:45

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!
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Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 21:55

viques · 23/10/2023 21:54

The Year of Wild Garlic?

That dessert looks awful, and I don’t believe you Marcus. where’s the chocolate, where’s the cream, where’s the crumble, the custard………

Where's the Pastry?!

Sunbird24 · 23/10/2023 21:56

Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 21:55

Where's the Pastry?!

No buttery biscuit base

Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 21:57

@Sunbird24 indeed!

viques · 23/10/2023 21:57

Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 21:55

Where's the Pastry?!

Exactly, we aren’t here for refreshing healthy puddings with blumming raw apple. Everyone knows a restaurant dessert is calorie free so you need to make the most of it.

fourquenelles · 23/10/2023 21:57

Yep right decision.

littlbrowndog · 23/10/2023 21:58

Seems like she didn’t really care so much

EsmaCannonball · 23/10/2023 21:58

I like both those chefs.

viques · 23/10/2023 21:58

If Catrin thinks she had more to show the judges she could have tried doing a bit of cooking, nor assembling.

FuckingHellAdele · 23/10/2023 21:58

Don't forget your ID love...

Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 21:58

Scary Gregg!

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 23/10/2023 21:59

See you next time.

Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:59

See you all soon!

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Halsall · 23/10/2023 21:59

Lordy, there’s some seriously raw meat next time……see you all then!

fourquenelles · 23/10/2023 21:59

Tomorrow Cheffians with more raw lamb by the looks of things

GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2023 22:00

Tomorrow 8pm, if you, like me, need constant reminders for the first week.

Till then!

Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 22:01

See you tomorrow!

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 23/10/2023 22:01

GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2023 22:00

Tomorrow 8pm, if you, like me, need constant reminders for the first week.

Till then!

Just the first week?

viques · 23/10/2023 22:03

All these bloody edible flowers randomly scattered about. I got caught out the other day with some on a cake in aare, I accidentally ate them and it was like chewing pencil sharpenings.

thanks for watching along everyone. See you next time for more nervous hand trembling while holding sharp knives excitement. One day we will see blood…..

GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2023 22:03

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 23/10/2023 22:01

Just the first week?

Yes, and then I remember it's on so check each day if this is the day randomly assigned to MasterChef.

BIWI · 23/10/2023 22:13

Why is it that so many professional chefs can't cook lamb?!

gingercat02 · 23/10/2023 22:16

'Mon the Celts!
Sadly the woman was a bit crap.
Lamb raw again, will they never learn.
Sooo glad to have my lovely Monica back, had to make so with the fancy hotel programme while she was away.
Tomorrow too bonus

Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 22:24

gingercat02 · 23/10/2023 22:16

'Mon the Celts!
Sadly the woman was a bit crap.
Lamb raw again, will they never learn.
Sooo glad to have my lovely Monica back, had to make so with the fancy hotel programme while she was away.
Tomorrow too bonus

Does that not mean watching the ghastly Giles Coren though?

gingercat02 · 23/10/2023 22:25

Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 22:24

Does that not mean watching the ghastly Giles Coren though?

The most recent one had Rob Rinder so improvement on GC and less annoying than I expected

Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 22:40

Oh I love Rob Rinder💕

Halsall · 24/10/2023 18:54

Damn and blast it, our internet is down and our signal for using data dodgy at the best of times (I’m sitting in the pub so I can write this - that’s my excuse, anyway) so I may not be contributing much tonight, if at all. Will be watching, though.