KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

[Pebbledashery]

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

Slippery 🤢

Fucksake, Producers, I thought we agreed that Gregg would never, ever say "slippery" ever again.

Chef!

Exactly

Dara cunningly hiding his lamb there.

“Slippery noodles”, come off it Greg, it’s week one, don’t make us all turn off in disgust.

I don't want to hear Greggg say 'slippery noodles' EVER again

Opulent - that bulge in Gregg's trousers is a thesaurus.

Well done Dara

Oh fuck off greg. So annoying

Dara nice one

Aww Dara

Give us a tune on that Japanese Mandolin

I predict Dara (despite desert) and Cameroon (sp?) to go through

OK should be straightforward.

The two youngsters should go through

Obvious which 2 going through

He wants crumb

Yeah 2 young guys to go through

We need some heavy crumb.

The Year of Wild Garlic?

That dessert looks awful, and I don’t believe you Marcus. where’s the chocolate, where’s the cream, where’s the crumble, the custard………

Yes, Cameron and Dara going through.

Himanshu is off..

Gregggg needs a heavy crumb to the moosh.