MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

They're being nasty

Oh you can see Erica is loving winding Tash up

Tash is absolutely in the wrong but Erica needs to shut her beak.

Not helping.

Tasha is just bullying Erica that’s awful behaviour really disappointing.

Why can't she pipe up?

Is she expected to sit quietly because she is new?

Who put 50p in Tasha?

Tasha had comments on her latest Instagram post about 10 mins ago and now all been deleted. She must have been getting roasted

Someone doesn’t like her top dog position being threatened

New couples! Is this the PP window cleaner?

Harrogate man is fairly easy on the eyes.

Oh ffs

Not more newbies

The spa is Champneys Tring as another poster said. We went there for my sister's 50th last year and i recognise the garden! The place where the other group has oddly been sent to is near where I live - I work from there sometimes. It's Skylight in Peckham.

Neither of them have made themselves look good, tbh

Oh what a surprise, all kicking off at the dinner party again…

Tashaaaai, she having an Olivia turning point?
Next week is looking intense.....

Tasha's face when Erica arrived in the red swim suit was a picture

Classic mean girl

Georges watching Peggy mention rims to her sister and mam. 🤣

I'm a girl's girl...
Ok Ella...the lady doth protest too much

DH just learned over my shoulder, took one look at Tasha and said she was a bit too pissed to be on TV

Oooooer that new chap has had his face filled a bit eh!

Yup.

Erica didn't exactly cover herself in glory either ' poor me, I'm so attractive, everyone hates me'

I've not seen it tonight but I've been reading the thread. Think this is more entertaining!

Tasha's anger went way over the top then. I thought she was going to smash her.

Paul is usualy there

Yeah, you can’t say in one breath that you haven’t really seen some of the couples together but then in another say you reckon your is the best match.