MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Knick knack 🤣

Remember Thomas from last year?? Whenever they say "diva" I think emotional maturity of a toddler. Why is that OK just because you are gay?

Tiny frying pan

Sorry for such a sad loss, but wants a slave basically.
Yer Sean, he likes a big tool in his hand.....
Not feeling too hopeful here....

🤣🤣

So much shit hair tonight. Who decided thag lego haiir is to be in? It's even worse than that sheep from Zootopia hair that all men and boys were sporting a few years ago.

Thomas reminds me so much of Fleabag’s posh FWB who she meets on the bus (the Stath Lets Flats actor….but as the Fleabag character)

What’s that piss poor teeny bit of wine Thomas poured out into each glass?

I’d nail that in 30 seconds 😂

Is lego hair a thing in real life? I haven't seen it anywhere

But it's rife on this show

Is Ella using gloss paint as a spray tan, hence the glossy, wet-look???

Lego hair!!! Hahahah

Nice babygro, Ella. At least the tits have some cover tonight

Does she have an interior light bulb or something!?

WTF Ella's friend? Nathaniel has stolen her experience?

😂

Whoever did Ella’s lip pumping should have their license taken away. She can’t even close her mouth!

I say plumping but could easily have said inflating .

Yeah, She's beautiful but those lips are ridiculous.

It probably doesn't matter, as she rarely seems to want to

There's only one reason why Ella isn't good enough

He doesn't fancy you! He wants a real man. Cock and balls

True.

It’s not reasons she’s not good enough, it’s just reasons he doesn’t fancy her - and he’s allowed to feel that way! 😠

What makes anyone think that Ella's lip pumper person actually has a license?

Maybe it's a coat of varnish

Yeah his mate didn’t have a family emergency did he? Nathaniel just doesn’t want to analyse a non starter of a relationship.