MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Everyone ready for Tattoo?

More shit lids incoming

Why do some gay guys talk like this? It's ridiculous

Pob was the 80’s

He is a Little Britain character

1985 for Pob, apparently.

Oh gosh that is sad

So infuriating that they’d put someone on here who is domestically incompetent, as his poor husband will likely be expected to fulfil that role

Isn’t it though. Poor bugger.

He’s also very shiny

Yes it's not funny to be so incompetent

Another dodgy hair cut!

I can't handle his voice. At all.

They need to pair him with someone who can teach him to cook and clean
Very sad backstory though. Awful for the family.

pops out for more talc

Oh gawd he’s got the stupid hair too!

The Pob look is strong in this lot.

Last night episode was sooooooo boring.

Im not holding out much hope for tonight’s episode.

The dinner parties are the most exciting bit.

So ... both gay, both into clothes and one will do all the cooking. Hmmm.

He seems OK, apart from the bad hair.
I can't see these 2 getting on.

These two have disaster written all over it

Set up for failure.

This is like Thomas and Adrian all over again. Poor Sean just there to fix Knick Knack

They’ve done the opposites thing again - cos that’s worked soooo well in the past

Shame to pair the nice guy from Sunderland with the man child, it’s never going to work