MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

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Wire in.

@Sunbird24 That's who I thought of. The plane boss!

Fantasy Island. He even has the same suit.

At least he can't moan he wanted someone tall

That episode was a total snoozefest.

I agree, Peggy will be utterly shit in bed.

That's it!

Loooooool

What a boring episode.😴

I don’t get why they keep adding new couples when they’re already going whole episodes without showing half the ones who are already there. What’s happened to Laura & Arthur again now?

Tis a very odd series this year. They seem to be having an identity crisis.

Yup, utterly crap and pointless. Especially given how good the competition was in the 70's for kids tv.

Think they have to otherwise there'd be no-one left to sit on the couch at the rate they seem to be losing couples this year! 🤣

OMG I said exactly this tonight 😂

We don't need another new couple we need to see what is going on between the existing couples between commitment ceremonies and dinner parties!

But we’ve got 4 new couples and they’ve only lost 2 so far…

Tomorrow's trailer looks very dramatic 🥱

Another example of Georges squats - should be no age restriction unlike YouTube

https://reddit.com/r/MAFS_UK/s/MTe9fpsxVr

The groom who looks like Tattoo has had so much work done that he makes even Ella look like a perfectly natural "beauty". He's disappointed? If I was his groom I'd be running for the hills when I saw that coming toward me.

Also a Gen X. I think Pob was 1980s, definitely when I was a teenager and I think on Channel 4? Anyway, he was a little twat and I hated him. cf. Bod who just walked toward the screen and back again and his Aunt Flo.

The new couple seem lovely and if Adrienne stops with the lip fillers she would look really stunning. As it is they're ruining her looks a tiny bit.

Dinners with family and friends was dull. Peggy's such a prude that she brings up rimming in front of her mum and sister. Constantly. And then obsesses over fucking squatting!

I'm cross that the DM had a big spoiler but then again I'm more cross with myself that I went and had a look, so there you go.

@beastlyslumber I'm glad that the madness has abated.

I hope it is a bit more dramatic tomorrow. I'm not interested in new couples, I want to see what's going to happen with the ones we already have.

This is the worst series yet. Boring episodes after boring episode with nothing endearing about any of them except maybe Paul. Tasha seems to be the new Olivia from MAFSAU

I think I like Adrienne. She seems sound.

I think I like him too. I bulge out of a shirt too - just like him. My bulging isn’t muscles.

They actually look like a match. She’s a beautiful bride too.

Ella’s been bathing in lube again. What IS the shine about? I’ve never seen someone that slippy looking.

I am not warming to Jordan and Erica. Not one bit. Couldn’t wait to shit stir but dressed it up as wanting to be helpful/supportive. Aye. That’s pish.

”he asked for something different - which was me” said Bianca.

He is certainly sniffing round something different…

Anyway. I’m not kidding myself. It is all a great big storyline.

It is all about as real as my love for lettuce.

Thanks @CherryCokeFanatic the things people find entertaining eh, still not worth the over reacting from Peggy's sister

Who was the girl in the blue dress just at the ad break at the new wedding? She was being huffy, then they showed her again holding the bridesmaids flowers huffing again. What was that all about? We didn't see her again!

Jordan Sumner on X: "Peggy’s poor mum going home to google #MAFSUK #mafs t.co/8W8Poqv972" / X (twitter.com)

Feeling sorry for these kids