MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Battle of the Barnets

Gawd, another pair???

Blimey... the next couple look 'interesting'

Georges needs to run because his wife and SIL are prudes. It will never work

What a boring episode!

Jordan's hair is like when you grow a chia pet and the grass starts to get too long

Nathaniel using the whole JJ thing as his get out of jail free card 👍

The plane boss.

I thought the short one was a trans man? I guess we'll find out.

There are too many new couples strung out over too long in this series

Tomorrow on MAFS

Nats got his get out of jail free card....

Jordan's hair is kinky. He needs to just let it run free.

Sorry Negative, didnt see yr post.....

Oh Dear Lord. Someone thinks highly of themselves

Pob was a core part of my childhood!

And yet absolutely nothing of interest happens. We are just seeing the same 3 things over and over and over again. If they rehash it any more, even baby food will be like "you need to toughen up mate".

I'm surprised JJ didn't admit he said Erica was his type as well.

The new groom seems like this season's Thomas. He's going to be disappointed - with Ella/JJ; Tash/Erica etc - he'll need to work ten times as hard as Thomas to get attention.

Nath, clocking on to Tezza's wheeze.

I really don’t like Peggy’s sister. She’s clearly taken an instant dislike to Georges and has made her mind up about him.

Still banging on about this non event squatting video? 🙄

I like the new couple Matt & Adrienne.

Anyone remember The Man With the Golden Gun? New shorter groom reminds me of Nick Nack…

Peggy's DSIS is either jealous of Peg or has been told to play family villain.

Peggy makes me nervous. She's weirdly intense and her eyes are unexpressive.

Has Peggy actually seen the video?? Describing it as sexual / physical? It’s laughable. I hope she never claps eyes on actual porn…she’d combust

Bahahaha