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MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/10/2023 21:15

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43ontherocksporfavor · 16/10/2023 21:54

He used to spit all over the camera.
Adrienne and fella seem nice.

browneyes77 · 16/10/2023 21:54

funbags3 · 16/10/2023 21:19

Are most of us Gen Xers?

1977 - So Gen X/Xennial here 🙋🏽‍♀️

MelsMoneyTree · 16/10/2023 21:55

Another Gen X here.

I wish Peggy's DSIS had brought baguettes with her. At least it would have shown she had a sense of humour.

The new couple seem nice but I've been fooled before on this series so I'm only cautiously optimistic.

You're all talking about Lovehoney and I'm eyeing up the pjyamas from JDWilliams. (Tbh I still haven't used the last few items I bought from Lovehoney - DH wasn't keen 🤣).

43ontherocksporfavor · 16/10/2023 21:55

Here’s Pob

MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe.   Egg fried rice optional.  As is  intimacy.   Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)
43ontherocksporfavor · 16/10/2023 21:56

1971 here!

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:56

I have known nuns that are more relaxed about sex and everything really than Peggy is.

Sunbird24 · 16/10/2023 21:56

@MelsMoneyTree im not eyeing up the LH either, and I don’t have a DH!

beastlyslumber · 16/10/2023 21:56

I always hated Pob.

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:56

Sister Jay is very shiny

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/10/2023 21:57

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:56

Sister Jay is very shiny

Glad you said it, I didn't want to sound like a stuck record 😁

funbags3 · 16/10/2023 21:57

How do they get their skin so shiny?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/10/2023 21:57

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:56

I have known nuns that are more relaxed about sex and everything really than Peggy is.

I don't know why Georges wants to shag her so much, she doesn't look like she'd be much fun in bed

43ontherocksporfavor · 16/10/2023 21:57

Botox sheen!

RobynRB · 16/10/2023 21:58

New bride looks a bit like Melinda from MAFS AUS

Bluetrews25 · 16/10/2023 21:58

Another bride for Tasha to hate as competition for the 'best couple' prize.....

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:58

43ontherocksporfavor · 16/10/2023 21:55

Here’s Pob

Of that was many people's childhood entertainment, that explains so many things......... childhood trauma is real.

beastlyslumber · 16/10/2023 21:58

funbags3 · 16/10/2023 21:57

How do they get their skin so shiny?

I don't know how but I also really don't know why.

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/10/2023 21:58

We're going to need more talc.

funbags3 · 16/10/2023 21:58

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs I wonder what her O face looks like seeing as she can't move it?

Sunbird24 · 16/10/2023 21:58

They chuck this in for the final minute of the show….

JaneJeffer · 16/10/2023 21:59

This like conversation like is like very awkward like

MelsMoneyTree · 16/10/2023 21:59

RobynRB · 16/10/2023 21:58

New bride looks a bit like Melinda from MAFS AUS

She does! I couldn't work out who she reminded me of - which is ironic considering my userame!

CherryCokeFanatic · 16/10/2023 21:59

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Yeah I imagine missionary only and she just star fishes. Maybe a pillow princess but not for rimming!

beastlyslumber · 16/10/2023 22:00

Look, you can slag off JJ's hair (fair) but what the actual fuck is happening with Jordan's hair?

funbags3 · 16/10/2023 22:00

It's the wings of a dove.

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