MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Is this a joke or genuine? If true, it's hilarious that they think meeting Brad at a Russell Brand festival will dispel the impression that Brad is an abusive arse who uses waffle about the universe to bamboozle and attract vulnerable women.

I wonder if Brad's new cultette is watching?

Not great that they decided to parade the kids in the photo....

Reddit comments says she defends him in the comments on his insta posts etc

Is it dinner party again?

Dinner party already?

😬

Oh heck, this one looks like half the other women… 🤷🏻‍♀️

26???????
Looks a decade older than that!

Lip fillers again?

All this lot do is eat out.

Newbies are only there to start affairs with existing couples

Fair play on the gym work though, she’s done well there

New girl lost 8 stone!!! Amazing.

Botox and angry bird eyebrows

I have a window cleaner phobia

He looks like a chesterfield sofa stuffed into a shirt.

Is this the one someone on here knows?

Ahhh
These two both like the gym!
Perfect

Yes

What's with the 'whiskers' growing out of her forehead? Is that a thing now?

😂😂😂

Yep
Wonder if she's one of the ones who wants him to work topless?😂

@Bluetrews25 😂

What age is he?

These two are suspiciously well-suited.