MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Perfect description 👌

Bless her, coming on TV to find someone with 'depth'... but then who knows? Maybe these are the 'proper' couples now the circus is established.

Thank fook. Two that sound suited.

Asked for depth, got height

Yes, Matt's the one. Seems decent.

Shiny, shiny, SHINY!

What do you call a man with a bird on his head?

Just what I was thinking!!

Ella's face... I don't even know what to say

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I'm already raging and we haven't seen lego-hair yet.

So fucking shiny

JJ looks so vacant

Well I know what you call a man with a bird's nest on his head

Okay I was wrong. I don't fancy JJ at all. His face is like a bag of potatoes.

Bianca is a bit of a wet wipe

Cliff!!

So glad you’ve seen the light! Are we blaming hormones? 😂

Ah, return to reason 😁

Nah a bag of potatoes is tasty

Peggy's sister is a massive dickhead

Beastly! You're so fickle!

Looks like a bird in flight. It's bizarre.

Yep! It's the only perk of menopause - being able to blame hormones for my horrendous lack of judgment!

Phew! And he sounded like an 8 year old then.