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MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/10/2023 21:15

Wire in.

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NancyPickford · 16/10/2023 12:10

Re the comments that JJ's hair can't be real and must be a hairpiece. I was wondering that when I noticed he doesn't have any eyelashes - could he have suffered alopecia or similar?

Last week my DH said that Ella may outwardly look like a woman but she still has the mindset of a man. I had been thinking that she does come across as "typically" (whatever that may be, and forgive me for stereotyping) laddish or blokeish.

The women with the lip fillers, when seen in profile they do look a bit gormless with their bottom lip hanging open.

As for Roz, I wish I had a pound for every time, since episode 1, that she's said the word "cuddle".

Luxurybeliefspreader · 16/10/2023 12:11

I thought Brads face was very definitely saying 'oh shit they are on to me'
I know people with narcissistic traits don't always have that level of self awareness but he looked sheepish and a bit terrified he'd totally exposed himself.

Shona describing love bombing to a tee was a bit painful to see, I can only hope that much more support and direct conversation took place off camera.

Quite a good lesson to show your daughters on the art of emotional and coercive abuse.

As a devils advocate it might also be the case that they are both emotionally immature and got completely swept up in the fantasy the programme tries to create to the point neither of them knew what the hell was going on and how to get out of it.

I predicted the Tasha thing a few threads back 💅🏼, nice that she works in a nursery and also claims to be a Christian girl.
Ella was right in there stirring her up probably fuelled by the fact the basic fuck boy JJ also said he liked Erica
The way Ella lit up when he showed her attention was quite tragic, like he could actually be any man it's just the desire validation she's sexy consumes her, she even made a comment about being naked just chatting with Peggy.

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 16/10/2023 12:55

she works in a nursery and also claims to be a Christian girl - no way! I'd not be happy with her looking after my child.

Yes, agree Ella would just go with anyone for validation. It's really sad

funbags3 · 16/10/2023 12:56

@WallaceinAnderland
That's exactly it! Like watching a highlight reel. It's bizarre and doesn't work at all. I hope they realise and go back to the original format.

RobynRB · 16/10/2023 14:13

For sure, Ella just wants someone/anyone with a penis to tell her she's hot.

JellyBeanFactory · 16/10/2023 14:17

Do NOT read the DM or other online tabloids today, there's a massive spoiler just been released.

If anyone interested, I've posted on the spoiler thread.

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 16/10/2023 14:49

@Hungrycaterpillarsmummy Laura was there but Arthur wasn't

fairydust11 · 16/10/2023 15:31

JellyBeanFactory · 16/10/2023 14:17

Do NOT read the DM or other online tabloids today, there's a massive spoiler just been released.

If anyone interested, I've posted on the spoiler thread.

I saw it - just scrolling through my local news website and it was on there - & was completely unavoidable 🙈.

JellyBeanFactory · 16/10/2023 15:45

@fairydust11 That's what happened to me. Wish the papers would put Spoiler alerts so that you to click to read. 😖

fairydust11 · 16/10/2023 16:57

Completely agree @JellyBeanFactory

SwedishEdith · 16/10/2023 18:17

I only watch this intermittently so miss some of the details but I thought the Thomas explosive row looked really staged. As though he'd been told to ramp up the drama. I know it's all staged, to a point, but that felt really fake.

CherryCokeFanatic · 16/10/2023 18:59

CherryCokeFanatic · 15/10/2023 21:17

Are we allowed to talk about what Brad is up to now, now that he’s out the show? Or is that a spoiler? Saw a thread on Reddit and wanted to share the image here

@SheldonesqueTheBstard thoughts?

Itisyourturntowashthebath · 16/10/2023 19:03

@CherryCokeFanatic we could have a guessing game, I just think we would all guess similar.

My guess; Brad is shagging an insecure but photogenic Instagram babe and coercing her into going way beyond her boundaries, in the name of the universe.

Sunbird24 · 16/10/2023 19:05

@CherryCokeFanatic has he moved to Hull and started offering yoni massages?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/10/2023 19:05

cherrycoke

I’ve no bother with it darlin’. 😊.

Just tell me he isn’t coming bastard back….

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/10/2023 19:07

I personally reckon the universe summoned a flock of gulls to pass on their opinion and his tatts are now hidden by shite.

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CherryCokeFanatic · 16/10/2023 19:41

Well this was the photo I’ve seen shared on Reddit.

New lady, with kids and he seems very much involved!

MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe.   Egg fried rice optional.  As is  intimacy.   Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)
CherryCokeFanatic · 16/10/2023 19:42

Also someone claims to have met him at a Russell Brand festival!

MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe.   Egg fried rice optional.  As is  intimacy.   Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)
redribbonrose · 16/10/2023 19:51

SwedishEdith · 16/10/2023 18:17

I only watch this intermittently so miss some of the details but I thought the Thomas explosive row looked really staged. As though he'd been told to ramp up the drama. I know it's all staged, to a point, but that felt really fake.

Agree

Ssme92 · 16/10/2023 19:52

The person saying to only judge people based of what people who know them say.... Judges him off a brief meeting at one festival! Christ! We've prob seen more of him in the minutes he's spent on TV than he / she has 🤣🤣🤣

Sunbird24 · 16/10/2023 19:57

Jeez, how long ago did the booting happen for him to already be meeting somebody’s kids?

Ssme92 · 16/10/2023 19:59

Did anyone see the article that Harrison from MAFS Australia was quoted in, defending Brad's behaviour? 🤣

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 16/10/2023 20:22

One thing I don't agree with is when one half of the couple is clearly not into the other but the experts keep pushing them to try.
Nathaniel and Ros are my examples here.
Ros even just shagged him "to see".
Nathaniel has never been in to Ella. Flogging a dead horse.

43ontherocksporfavor · 16/10/2023 20:28

This is why I respect Terence for saying he wouldn’t stay.

43ontherocksporfavor · 16/10/2023 20:33

What the hell Bradders?!!! You’d have been better off with Shona the shadow than waist deep in someone else’s universe and kids! Give that relationship all of 5 minutes .

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