MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Are we allowed to talk about what Brad is up to now, now that he’s out the show? Or is that a spoiler? Saw a thread on Reddit and wanted to share the image here

I'd like to know! But I don't speak for the thread.

Indeed, as the only JJ admirer my opinion should probably be instantly discounted.

I don't think it's a spoiler if he's gone.

My friend who knows Terence said they are all sleeping with each other.

I have to say I am shocked that they all snogged each other regardless of couples being there together. Why didn’t the experts comment on that? How was everyone ok and not feeling insecure? I agree that must be why Tasha is all moody.

Thomas???? I’m shocked. What about Roz?

Georges is a bit of a twat. If I had to share space with him I'd be telling him to fuck off all day every day and forever.

Yeah and all that arse licking talk! 🤮 So glad Peggy stood her ground. Do these people know they’re on TV?

He's not exceptionally good looking at all, I think he and Bianca are on a par looks wise.

Actually JJ looks like Ian Huntley to me, while Bianca looks like Lady Gaga before nose job. She seems like a sweet person.

Ha! Yes Ian Huntley. Not someone you want to look like.

I know it's all set up by the producers and everything but at least they used to pretend that the experts were really trying to help the couples. I liked pretending it was real, that was the joy of MAFS. None of their emotions are real now except the anger which comes from being put in stressful and awkward situations where they're being made to bitch about each other 😕

OMG Ian Huntley - thats exactly who he looks like

JJ is yuck! I don't get it at all.
Bianca is gorgeous and nice and seems like she will be spicy in the bedroom - so a full package for a guy

It looks from the clip that Nathanial is deeply hurt by Ella.

Hate Tasha, she was fucking awful. Mean girl 101.
I like Erica.

Dunno why the shit with Thomas wand Arthur was so dramatic and why Thomas went so hostile. Just say "we haven't pretended about our feelings, in fact, we've been honest that we struggled to surpass the friendship boundary, however ,we are getting there...so that's not a lie about our feelings". Why go on a really hostile rant? Strange.

Is Arthur autistic?

So fucking glad porcha is gone. She was still trying to cast shade on her behaviour and blame absolutely anybody else for her own actions.
I think Terrence played a sterling game. He was so over the show. Just kinda took the piss a bit, it was perfect.

Can we stop taking the piss out of Georges for liking rimming please... I'm guessing you haven't tried it, it's actually very hot.

But this is MN world where you can't even share a bath towel for fear your partner may have wiped his arse on it; I really don't think bypassing the towel and putting cheek to 'cheek' is going to go down well here! 🤣

Ian Huntley! Spot on! Bianca is too good for him.

But calling arse licking, rimming, doesn't stop it being licking an anus....It doesn't sound hot at all either to do or to suffer.

The ring of fire

So nobody snogged Georgesss, that’s maybe why he was grumpy and stirring, if Thomas had a snog with Porcha was Arthur there and not involved with the snogging? Is that why Arthur looked so uncomfortable when Thomas spoke to him?
I can’t find anything to like about jj, but him and Ella were flirting so I can see something happening with those two, Ella is liking the attention he’s giving her.
I’m looking forward to the next episode where new couples come in and some there’s some family visits.

Each to their own @RobynRB but would you really want to talk about that on TV ? Want your family to see that? Your boss? Your colleagues?

No one gives a fuck if people rim. But it is crass to talk about it on TV when your family are going to watch it.

@OnlyJoking1 George and Peggy weren't at the game of spin the bottle.
If Arthur was there I imagine he could have played.
Do we actually know if Laura and Arthur were there? I can't see it being their thing 🤔

Sorry I'm still in the process of catching up with the thread so apologise if this is also bigged up further along but thank you for sharing this.

It is 100% what he is and I have known a few people similar and always struggled to define it.

Yes! Spot on word to describe him. I too have had the displeasure of known someone like this.