MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

At least it gave Terrence a get out clause
True. I think he decided acting isn't for him.

Nor are cravats.

😆
Glad others picked up on the Take That reject’s dead eyes. It’s like he flicked a switch and turned all the effort off.

Just caught up. Thought I heard them say they were half way through the experiment. Must admit I felt a bit deflated hearing that. Not sure I've got the willpower to carry on watching!

Is there anywhere to watch this in its entirety or do i have to watch every night? Im too impatient for that.

Think they’re drip feeding so we have to wait. Oh well at least I look forward to Mondays now

I only stated last week and thought I could watch it all . Is it on every night?

Every Monday-Thursday until the cliches run out.

Oh goody!

Instead of seeing the couples alone, getting to know each other, we’re seeing couples meet up for drinks and gossiping. Last week in between the commitment ceremony and the dinner party there was just one episode, and we didn’t see two of the couples at all.

I think producers must have asked a focus group 'Which bits do you like best' and so that's all they're giving us. Unfortunately, it's more like a highlights programme now.

Their focus group must have been young, Love Island types.
When, as we all know, their audience is actually MN, mums and menopausal women. They'd have ended up with a completely different programme if we had been the focus group 😀

How many episodes are there in this series?

According to various instagram "spats", Portia kissed Luke, Thomas, Nathanial and Paul.

There was apparently no issue with those husbands kissing her back as their wives were there, they had set their boundaries and everyone was kissing each other. Portia had come to the party alone, leaving Terrence not knowing where she was or what she was doing. That's why the other husbands (Luke and Georgessss!) stirred the pot about her behaviour.

(Disclaimer: I wasn't there, just read too much gossipy crap).

Paul? With Tasha looking on? ⚠️

Maybe that's why Tasha was so angry with Erica - she was worried Paul's secret snogging would get mentioned.

Omg are they all just liars?!

Fuck you Paul, I thought you were nice! Turns out you're just a grim love island wannabe like all the rest.

Who is there left to like now? Fucking Zheorzhessss? The walking rim job?

I'm pure raging.

Walking rim job? 😂

It was called something else in my youth.

Don't tell me that's what Texas were singing about Sheldon 😳

😳 Eee.

Although Texas is a good shout as I’m sure Peggy just needs a friend…

Why was Tasha so moody with Erica?