MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

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@SheldonesqueTheBstard JJ could've got lucky with Bianca so I don't think he's just in it for the sex tbh

That's what I thought. Lots of 'they' references on this thread though.

True. But JJ has made it clear that he would prefer to like the look of the mantelpiece and Bianca isn’t doing it for him at all. 🤷🏽‍♀️

JJ seems to think he’s a cut above Bianca in the looks department, but he’s absolutely not. I hope she dumps him .

Sorry I’m late to this thread but have been on them in the past, mainly the ixpert Oz versions courtesy of @SheldonesqueTheBstard
Roz has really annoyed me. All that criticism of Tom when she barely looked at him and had a face like a smacked arse for the first week! As if he’d feel confident enough to approach her!

Quite 43.

Bit long in the turkey tooth to be a girl

Don't say it, don't say it

😂

Re Roz 43

She irked me by sleeping with Thom to see if it gave her the feelings.

I don’t like that at all.

But, in fairness, it did start some honest conversations and they seem to be pushing forward. Both might just have to leave their past hurts behind and look forward. The way he got defensive at that stupid Arthur poke suggests that feelings are growing.

Totally agree, Roz seems a bit clueless. I really wanted to give Tom/Thom a hug at the start, he seems such a nice guy or did until that outburst at Arthur. OTT or what? Was actually quite funny watching Arthur’s reaction. Also, Laura is not into Arthur, it won’t last out of the ixperiment.

Arthur and JJ don't seem to have much going on upstairs

Agreed. JJ just doesn’t fancy Bianca. All the bollocks about not rushing in and then he’s practically drooling over Ella’s giant Maltesers!

They do not Jane

Did any of you see ‘My Mum, Your Dad’ recently? There was a silver fox type who was recently widowed and he kept saying he wanted to take it slow when one of the women showed interest. They then added a new contestant, in true Love Island style and he was in like Flynn!

The filming crew getting involved in the snogging orgy is gross. Surely they must have some rules about that?

Noooooo! Did they really???

Someone said it upthread @43ontherocksporfavor

I didn't see it. There's just too much telly at the moment, I can't keep up with it all.

Is that just speculation though or did it come from insider knowledge?

Will have to read through . Did we find out exactly who was snogging who?
I was so glad Terence showed Porsha the red card. She was all about the morals the week before and then tried to sweep it all under the carpet.

At least it gave Terrence a get out clause Jane

I think mostly the experts insist on the ‘stay’ if one of them writes it.

The onset of possible complaints/difficult questions - as with Shona and Brad - must have coloured their decision to enforce their usual rules.

I saw that! I think he liked the other woman, but didn't feel any romantic connection to her, and was just being really kind in what he said.

I don't believe anything at this stage. Thomas is probably married with two children for all we know.

Given that the cast are willing to clype/shove other contestants under the bus for a fag and a glass of fizz, the very fact they’ve not blabbed about kissygate hints to me there was more to it.