MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Did JJ put his hair on backwards? Will Tasha ever ditch those braids? Does anyone actually know people who look, dress and behave like this? So many questions…..

Feels like I’m watching some kind of alternate universe.

Experts - Shona, piss off and be abused somewhere else.
Classy move.

I stated having doubts about Tasha when she flicked Paul's forehead. Hard.

Paul is the best man on there. I'm not feeling the MN love for the posh bloke at all. Even when he's smiling in the adverts he also seems to be a bit pickled in formaldehyde.

I'm new to this. Never felt the need to watch it in the past. Came across one of the repeats they have on E4 during the day and thought I'd give it ten minutes. That was last week. Last night I was watching the latest episode on catch up. I'm addicted.

I was hugely surprised by Tasha who I thought was a decent woman until she kicked off with her jealous nonsense. Erica is also a twat and the notion that anyone is "the best couple" is the sort of laughable nonsense that you'd expect to get in the school playground.

You'll all have covered this but I was glad Terence made the decision to leave because Porscha was a nightmare and not someone you'd want as a stepmother to your children. I can't believe they left Shona high and dry with toxic, controlling Brad. I hope she sees sense and bins him. I wish that Ella would realise that just because you have plastic tits doesn't mean you have to have them out all the bloody time. I'm also hypnotised by her lips which look dangerously Pete Burns not long before they burst.

I like Paul. He's a decent sort.

WOAH you lot! I missed last night and have only just caught up and it's taken me as long to catch up on your posts as it did for me to watch the show!

Tasha is a mean girl. That was clear from her VT. I'm surprised she's managed to keep it hidden for so long, but I guess that was Paul's calm influence on her.

Ella and JJ. Well, to be careful about what I say... assuming Ella was a "gay man" pre transition. I don't think JJ would mind a weekend at Centre Parcs and I guess that wouldn't be his first rodeo.

I like Erica. I think she comes across really well and unless it's the editing, Tasha started it. She was just reacting to her.

Arthur is not the sharpest tool. I think either it's scripted or more likely he's picked up on what Laura has said, which is why he can't back up his comments.

The production team really set them all up to fail with the questions. Again.

This threads make brilliant reading, thanks ladies. I just find myself nodding away at your comments and also LOL. Nothing to add, you lot have everything covered. 😎

I think I have missed an episode. The last one I saw was Tasha throwing her toys out. Is there one after that?

No

“Congratulations are the meek”, has properly cracked me up.

I am laughing at your JJ/Centre Parcs reference. Maybe JJ always prefers Centre Parcs and the VS model was his cover.

The situation with Arthur and Tom felt scripted but then Tom seemed genuinely upset. I'm spending this series swinging from 'this incident/conversation is obviously set up' to 'but why are they genuinely shouting and crying about it?' I never watch scripted reality tv so I'm easily bamboozled by whatever is going on with MAFS this year.

The yoniverse according to Badly.
Coming to a bookshop near you...unless you can run and hide...RUUUUN!

Hard to run with zippered legs tits

#fatsluglife

I’ll have to sort myself out. 😏

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs

Yep. Good old Thomas! I reckon the others were shocked when he stood his own against Arthur.

Those women with the lip filler, can they actually shut their mouths? I mean physically? I mean Ella and Peggy always sitting there with gaping mouths. They look bizarre.

I wondered that. Do they realise they look like goldfish with their lips flapping about?

Mafs night out

I have a friend who has too much filler. She doesn't properly close her mouth unless she is consciously pushing her lips together, at rest her mouth is always a bit open. She also sometimes dribbles a bit when trying to drink from a glass or mug.

Trying to figure out which is worse, Sheldon's attachments (no not those ones) or the "singing" on Strictly

Now you have me intrigued Jane 😂

I tape it so I can fast forward through Nan warz, sob fests, ishoos and knickers cubed.

I just want to see them make shapes. And hear the singing now 😆

Tape.

Check me going all 80s.

No more singing for me. It's rugby time now

Good luck 🍀

Cheers @SheldonesqueTheBstard
I might have a nap 

Finally caught up today - can't believe they have left poor Shonagh high and dry!

Tasha and Ella are both nasty mean girls - pure jealousy with Erica!

Not seeing the attraction with JJ at all - he looks familiar though - has he been on TV before?