MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Next thread title right there!

But are they hot? And single?

Is cold the opposite of hot? If so, then I think they're probably cold and married. They might even make MAFS seem like a good bet.

I have never tried on line stuff.

I honestly don’t think anyone would want to ‘haveashotofsheldon’ anyway but if they did, knowing my luck I’d get Harrison.

That’s her - Chanita. Tash reminds me of her but Chanita was nice.

Peggy has gone a bit Priscilla Presley with her facial work.
But Peggy is early 30s and Priscilla late 70s…

Why do some young women plastic their faces up?

Harrison or Bad who do we think would gaslight the most?

Tasha has turned into Lizzie from wife swap...

'Dr Emma in the house!'

Or perhaps upset the production's lawyers which I assume they have. 🌹

@awaynboilyurheid

At least Harrison looked halfway mischievous shortly afterwards. He just looked like he enjoyed being the arse of the series.

Bad? He looks as though he would drain the life from you willingly. Not just summat of the night about him but every night till the end of time.

He just looks permanently but quietly ragey. And he not only made me subconsciously hermetically seal myself but my legs also zipped themselves together from my flippers.

Pop that up yer yoniverse Bad mate.

Good grief, TASHA 😮 WTF was that about??

And there's something in the water that they think JJ is attractive. He isn't at all!! I'm finding that so odd, I can't get my head round it at all.

Next episode looks like a humdinger ...

that is an excellent comparison

Rim, sodomy and Tash on the Lash maybe?

Though alcohol is certainly involved too!

I think a few of us know someone like Tasha who is lovely until drunk, then the inner demons are unleashed. She was obviously triggered by something about that lass - maybe her mannerisms or something she said brought up a bad memory. And the alcohol meant she couldn’t process her feelings normally. I’m sure it’s not the first drunken flip-out and not drinking will always be a good idea for her.

I don’t think she’s hateful for it, just damaged. Also, editing her being goaded by production crew wanting drama is very likely.

This show is becoming more and more
morally questionable. People aren’t pawns, puppets. I can’t imagine how Tasha must have been feeling last night with the torrent of hate coming in on social media.

Maybe JJ just smells amazing, surely Bianca would have mentioned it.

JJ has that weird global wide-boy twang to his voice which has only emerged in the last 20 years. He can’t resist the artificial adaptations of a woman, the caricature tits and lips made for sex. I find them so disturbing.

JJ is not attractive at. How has he apparently had this string of beautiful women?

I'm disappointed in Tasha, I really liked her at the start.

He lived in LA so I assume it is his wallet that is the attraction.

Ick, really?!

Honest. I won’t post a photo because he may actually be a very nice chap who just made some odd ink choices, but that possibility is not enough for me to want to meet him

@Sunbird24 ew no. It would be a no from me as well.

@AtlasPine 20:19

You said everything I wanted to say earlier but failed miserably to get across.

a guy who has ‘Mother’ as one eyebrow 😱

Checking in ready for next week. This week was a wild ride wasn't it!

If JJ gets his way there will probably be a wild ride next week tae. 🤨

Already done…. ✅