MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

But like Russell brand. Speaks so much to pull the wool over your eyes.

I came across a good word to describe Brad, sophomaniacal.
He def has many delusions.

So Badly and Sadly had a huge to do. He laid into her and she snapped. She threatened to leave, he lovebombed her.

The experts should have torn him apart. It was right to kick him out but shame they framed it as a toxic relationship rather than an abusive one, where Badly is the abuser.

Like when he said he wasn't controlling, just really generous with his advice.

They didn't want to take responsibility for their fucked up psychology profile of him.

Either they knew what he was like and didn't care or they fked up big time.

They fairly missed a trick beastly.

They didn’t want the shit on their own doorstep so they punted them but the stink lingers on.

Ohhh is one of the new grooms a trans man?

Yes a vagina and a neovagina are not the same thing, indeed. Amazing quality slam dunk you just made.

I thought Tash was a bit 'speak to the hand' when they showed her intro VT - she's no shrinking violet that’s for sure. Given her past relationships, she's clearly enjoying being a smug married with Paul, so imagine she’s feeling threatened by Disney on ice Erica with her huge confidence and castanet fingertips. It’s Paul’s Mama she needs to be worried about; can’t think she’d like a street brawler for a DiL.

Arthur was hilarious. It's so obvious the producer told him what to say but Arthur didn’t seem to know what day it was. As for Thomas doing a posh boy swear - so MiC.

Meanwhile, Peggy is morphing into Khloe Kardashian with the constant hair stroking.

Probably not quite the hoop that was alluded to but hey ho.

#oneforgeorges

I think Peggy's hair stroking is her comfort mechanism. She's going to end up curled in the foetal position, sucking her thumb (but not TwoGeorges' nethers) if the confrontations keep ramping up.

Well said.

As for it not being wound this is what the first trans surgery website I googled had to say -

Dilation Therapy for Transgender Patients. After surgery, it's normal for your body to register your neo vagina as a wound. And similar to with a new piercing, your body will try to heal. Because of this, your neo vagina may start to shrink or develop scar tissue called granulation.

So it seems your body thinks it's a wound, that's seems like pretty good evidence that it is a wound to me.

I do wish though that Ella would stop wearing things that an A cup wouldn't fit in. Honestly I'm so sick of the enormous fake tits hanging out of everything.

Moving on.......

JJ's hair looks like a toupe, I feel really sorry for Bianca she is way too good for that sleazeball. She seems like a genuinely lovely person.

When Brad grows up he aspires to be Russell Brand I'm sure - thinks he's very highly intelligent and treats women like shit as they are lesser beings.

Tasha was really aggressive and seems a bit up herself over being 'top couple'. No idea what Paul's going to make of it all.....

Haha just saw that you were getting RB vibes too. All these men thinking they are some kind of Higher Being Spiritual Guru when really they're just a bunch of narcissists.

I'm not going to ask what you searched for 🙈

That's going to give me nightmares! Ick, ick, ick 😂😂😂

Not as much as this one…. I found it accidentally.

MN gifs address the concern about lip fillers. Ignore the rainbow. Unless the universe spits out rainbows? Maybe Brad can advise…

Accidentally my arse

The rainbow will not be ignored

I am learning a lot from this thread.

@JaneJeffer Accidentally my arse

Dont you start! 🤭

Before we know it, this thread will be moved to the sex section and we'll be getting creepy messages from blokes looking for affairs <not envy>

Rewatching Arthur.

He looked absolutely baffled by that argument and had no idea how to explain his statement or justify it.

The pp was quite possibly right in that he got told to throw that nugget in.

A nonsense.

sheldon those gifs are awful yet hysterical all at the same time

I got an online dating like today from a chap with facial tattoos. Am pleased to report it was not Bad, but I still can’t bring myself to match with a guy who has ‘Mother’ as one eyebrow and a lotus flower as the other. Also looked like he’d got the weird skull teeth tattoo on the lower third of his face and then had second thoughts and grown a beard to try and hide it. Call me shallow, but nope.