MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

I'm glad I won't have to look at Shona any more. She did my head in and toxic Bradley is off so that's nice. Can't cope with the amount of filler, whitening and fakery going on still. At least Erica and Bianca? look natural. Also not getting the lego man love going on. Newbies don't look anything special either. Though maybe new botox guy would be Nath's type? I quite like Nathaniel though and sorry that he's stuck with Ella and the 'girl's girl' stuff.
When do you think Ella'll turn up fully naked? Can't be long.....

Just finished watching; don't think Paul
would find Tasha quite so lovely if he had seen that performance. She was truly awful tonight. And if she says "goy-yurls" one more time I'm going to scream!

I think we have seen the ugly side of Tasha. It was funny because her face looked really really familiar when she was really glaring. I have known girls to look like her and that look it's something I've seen many many times. She was drunk, but really nasty as well,

I think Paul is absolutely lovely, and I hope he knows what he's getting into if he stays with her.

I've just watched a YouTube podcast with Adrian and Sophie from last year. Interviewing Georges.

George said he had been on celebrities go dating a few years ago. He also had known Ella for a few years. She used to be a dancer in a lapdancing club that he used to go to.

He also has known the new girl with dark hair, sorry, can't remember her name, for several years as well. She was at a party for celebrities go dating when he met her.

It was quite an interesting podcast. He was making me laugh when he said that every single person that had to come on saying they had a great sense of humour and had given themselves a high rating for it. He didn't think any of them was funny, and said at least Peggy hadn't said that she had got a sense of humour!

Shona was still wanting to stay in the process. Why? To max her tv exposure and influencing career? Glad the ixperts (operating damage control for the producers who are the ones truly in charge) shut down the suggestion immediately

Ella was bound to respond to anyone who showed attraction to her. This has been her whole back story and the reason that she wanted to marry someone different. She's falling back into what's familiar and comfortable for her.

JJ is doing the same. Attracted to someone with a 'look' that even he admits is plastic.

Loved Thomas sticking up for himself. Arthur who has appeared perhaps twice in the whole series so far proved himself to be a bit of an idiot.

Tasha obviously feeling threatened by an attractive woman joining their group. I hope Paul gets to see this side of her. What a shame as I thought they were well suited and nice people.

Paul2023 whatever some people may feel, I don't think you can really generalise for people on a TV programme like this. I think JJ is attracted to Ella because she is his type.

Thank you Turtlerussell "Agree with another poster she only picked JJ to undermine Ella and get him to pick her. She seems desperate to ‘win’."

i am that other poster!

I don't agree with angry and unpleasant Tasha got. I do feel it's a shame.

I think Tasha felt she and Paul were the mist genuine loved up couple and Eric's ruffled her feathers.

Didn't like how Tasha behaved but I do wonder if Erica was stirring the pot a bit too much.

It also makes me laugh how they are saying they such good friends after 3 weeks.

I've got things in my fridge older than three weeks!!

I saw her face as Erica came in wearing that red swimsuit- yes she is jealous of a new attractive, confident woman in the group. 🌹

Ella was wearing a blue neck to ankle workout outfit in her apartment recently - she looked so nice in that. 🌹

I think that was extremely revealing wasn't it though? cameltoe

What a pile of juvenile shite that was. Embarrassing watching them behave like teenagers at a youth club. Who would you like to kiss? Grow up first. Just missing a chorus of Ella and JJ up a tree

I can just imagine Tasha trying to pull someone's hair out in the street on a night out.

Those outfits Ella and Tasha were wearing 😖 I can't believe women go out in public dressed like that.

Wow MAFS just washed their hands of any responsibility for Shona's welfare.

I might be wrong but I feel like Ella dresses that way to be overtly sexual and show off how womanly she looks now even though women just don't dress like that. Ella is a gorgeous person with a killer body but we can wear something with a neckline on telly and still look lovely.

I wonder if Ella is so comfortable with having her boobs pretty much out the whole time is because they’re not really “hers”? She didn’t develop in adolescence as a girl, she basically chose to have them added on as an adult, so maybe showing them off doesn’t feel as intimate to her?
Just a thought, with no malice intended

I think I have seen more of Ellas skin this week than I have of my own! I don't like her. I just do not like her at all.

Tasha made a show of herself, I wonder if she knows Erica off the show or some kind of backstory there.

I remember the first episode where we saw Tasha and she was with her friends, she was lairy AF. Loud,gobby and a bit grim.

Tasha isn’t very confident - I’d say she’s had a difficult childhood - given her choice of men previously - she’s feeling insecure now but needs to address it in a healthy way.
Brad is an addict who has done minimal recovery work - he talks some of the recovery lingo but his actions do not match at all. It’s a toxic relationship and it’s been called out.
That bloody JJ - he has no depth at all. He doesn’t fancy his partner but was surprised when she addressed this in the commitment therapy.

Apparently the new girl on Monday will be Ericas ally

Yes. Agree

Serious ishoos in there

Now that is an interesting point.

I grew up in a place where even showing your bra strap was something to be chattered about!

I think you could well be right.

Late to the party but looks wise Shona reminds me of Melissa Gorga (HWofNewJersey) a bit.

JJ’s hair … eek. He’s very self assured (nothing wrong with that) but not a great pairing with Bianca (who seems desperate to please him). He seems entirely insincere to me. Might be to early to judge but the hair is judged anyway, nil points.

I’ll stop there otherwise this post will take longer reading than an episode of watching…

Late to the party but looks wise Shona reminds me of Melissa Gorga (HWofNewJersey) a bit

👍🏽

Yes Harrogate guy was the first one on the trailer. He is very good looking - is a body builder and used to dive when he was younger. Called Matt.